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Come on Drewpy, kids are getting cleverer by the year, every year they achieve better results in their exams, its some kind of miracle evolution thats going on, you must have heard that exam standards (and therefore teaching standards) are not slipping. So its either txtng or winking i thnk. QUOTE (paul123 @ Apr 6 2008, 07:00 AM) is there any where i can buy a 2 speed gearbox for the fzr 1000 or dose anyone now how i can take out all the gears but 2nd and 3rd If you press down just once and lift up just once, you have a two speed box,,,No?

and another thing - i've already had a job offer from the US of FUCKIN A no less (ive STILL got a year left on my course too) - seems they are desperate for intelligent and articulate folk like me to flood their shores................. Dont go goffy, just think youd be surrounded by pea brains, Oops I mean bodys

Dyslexia Researchers have discovered that excessive winking can cause Dyslexia, hwoeever this is only in etxreem cases of slef abuse

Hi FJ1100 / 1200 owners, As I said in another post, For those of you who dont already know, There's a two part feature on these bikes in 'classic motorcycle mechanics' in the April and May issues

Wow that looks absolutely fantastic, and by the way all you FJ1100 /1200 owners, theres a 2 part feature on these bikes, in classic motorcycle mechanics this month and next month (April and May)

The Clitoris Licking Frog A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop, CLITORIS LICKING FROG £50. She goes in “I’d like to see the clitoris licking frog” she says, “Bonjour” the shop keeper replies.

90 guests, 7 members, 0 anonymous members Shhhh everybody, I think were being watched.

Guess some jokes are worth repeating, glad you liked it!

Why men are not agony aunts Dear Neville, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the yammy shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him any more. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila, A motorcycle stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Neville

Hi, Is this any use? http://www.mikuni.com/pdf/vmmanual.pdf

Hi Goff, Really sorry to hear what happened to Simon, Dog's dead cute, hope he wins the competition, It was a great idea posting it here!

If she's owt like that one on shameless best not show her this then, If you know whats good for you!

HELLO welcome to the site, A trike Eh, cant fall off that after all that beer (Good thinkin that) Oh by the way, lovely writing

Absolutely nothing embarrassing about a Garelli 50 back in the day, See what you mean with the CZ though Hope you enjoy your DT Jamie.

If you go up the road and take the first left, you'll find the railway station there, just after the chip shop

Wow, verrrrryyyyy nice

40 Scousers arrived at heaven's gates St Peter said "Weve only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in" Five minutes later St Peter says to God. "They've gone" God says "What, all 40? St Peter says "No, The F***ing Gates" "

I just bought a complete headlamp for my DT175MX, it was advertised as "Very good condition". When it came it wes clearly not very good condition so I contacted the seller to tell of my disappointment. I sent it back and the seller refunded me in full, paid the return postage and changed the listing to read "In fair condition". This is how it should be done

Ah yes, I can almost smell it, Oh! and dont forget the little Gilera's and Garelli record's, they were quite a good looking toy. Puch maxi's were also still at base camp with the Honda's. We'd all race home from schhool and dig out the Greeves challengers & griffons & AJS starmakers and go for a thrash about before they built all the housing estates. Yeah Nostalgia's not what it used to be eh Blackhat!

Do they do these halogen conversions in 6V?

You might have trouble here, There is a firm here in the uk that converts bikes to 12v (In fact there may be more than 1). I was reading about them recently and it said that the smallest bike they had done it on was a DT250 (If memory serves me right). It all comes down to Have you got the room on your bike for a 12V battery?. The answer is likely to be no and if that's the case you're stuck with a 6V system. I know what you mean though, I ride an old 1970's Dt175MX, That's got 6V lights and if theres no street lighting it's not very good Oh by the way

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' ? What gobbledygook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it ........... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier?free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt ? haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal?aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co- ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me ? health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case............................... kiss me, Hardy."

I dont understand Drewpy, why are Alistair Darlings Eyebrows sat on Gordon Brown?

They went on holiday and forgot to switch off the landing light!

Hi danmagicman, Expect that every car you see is going to pull out in front of you and you'll be ready if one does. Hope you have many years of fun on your bikes, after all you've missed out for long enough, your cousin is a wise guy so take heed, good luck