Airhead

Nice one, well done, where you been all that time?

EU Directive No. 456179/954PE/762 EU/UK In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency,all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a penny' is not to be used after 1st. May 2008. From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'. Thank you for your attention.

Yes but did you get to the end, or did you give up?

Hi Debbie, welcome to the forum, congrats on passing your test, always good to girls on real bikes

Hello and welcome catfunt, not got a bulldog, got a pug myself Yes I know the bulldogs a bike, just ignore me, i cant help it...

Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog

Got me hat Got me coat Locked up Dropped key down grid Nice knowin ya all

Late last Saturday night, a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most Of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only Broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a Dustbin. Suddenly he heard a strange noise ... BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ Startled, he turned around. To his amazement, through the driving rain He saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road. BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ He froze to the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes. As the box Approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more Clearly. It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put His head down and started walking briskly home. BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ The coffin was gaining on him. He started walking faster........ BUMP.... BUMP....... BUMP........BUMP....... BUMP........BUMP........ The coffin was closing with his every step. He started to jog, but he Heard the coffin speed up after him .... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He started to sprint, but so did the coffin ....... BUMP.... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP..... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP..... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP..... Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was Only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his Keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock. He dived inside, Slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and Slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through The front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin Allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued Its chase .. BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could Take him. He bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door ... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... BUMP... SCREECH .. HOP... BUMP... SCREECH ... HOP... The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and Launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the Bathroom door flew off its hinges ... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young Terrified lad. BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom Cabinet ... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at The coffin ... still it came ........ BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ... still it Came....... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ... still it came...... BUMP... SCREECH .. BUMP... SCREECH... He grabbed some Benylin cough mixture and threw it ... The coffin stopped

Not too far away , in Glossop under clouds, (Its near Ashton under Lyne )

Shame that, I'm going Saturday. Oh and seen the Bandito pics, looks terrific

Anyone going to the thundersprint in Northwich town centre this Sat / Sun?

It was fun while it lasted though!

Dear Wife, You will sure understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight. Honestly, Your Husband.X ..... Reply by the wife: My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18-years old. As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of math's, you will understand that we are in a same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow! Your Dear Wife XX

Right you lot! Nipped over to Estonia last weekend and gave that Toomas Hendrik a jolly good talking to, he said we can have our english flag back just so long as we dont unleash father abraham onto a poor unsuspecting europe, I gave him my word and we've all got our flag back....Result

You have to think twice before pressing that button, I would say its at least twice as loud, its a twin air horn and it sounds awesome, Says on the box 139dB@4in 115dB@2m Ive fitted it on my suzuki bandit though, theres just about room under the fairing, cant speak for how they would fit other bikes so check before you buy, I got mine from a car accessory shop, better than mail order if you cant find a place to fit it! Pictures shown with right side fairing removed

Never mind that, youve got your Scottish flag havent you. The Estonians have stolen the England flag on this forum! Anyway to the forum And if you cant find your flag you can use this one http://www.webmaster-tool.co.ukwww.webmast...ol.co.uk/images I know its the civil ensign but its the best i can do for now. Found it

Looks great XX, Is it a V twin?

Hi Hoggy

Hi Guys, Just fitted a Stebel Nautilus air horn to my bike, God it's loud I said....GOD ITS LOUD...

Hi and to the forum, Youve got a great choice of bikes there and wow! what a place to ride them.

Jack up kits, would be surprised if they improved handling because the will change the geometry, They will however make it further from the seat to the road so you need to be tall enough for this to be not a problem.

Hi Sorry cant help but would love to see a pic of bike! can you pst a pic,

You may be right Paul, me and Blackhat are old timers and so what we have said is true for the bikes were riding, I have just checked with my bike shop and been told that bikes after 1984 need to have them fitted for the MOT. Well spotted

No but seriously, if you do take Viagra, make sure you swallow them properly or you will get a stiff neck! Ugh! sorry couldnt resist.