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  1. Goff

    Stupid question...

    It sends you into hyper space...... No actually it flashes your high beams quickly to let cars in front of you know you'd like to pass, or if you want to let them you know you are there cos many car drivers are myopic fookers - quite a few bikes have them
  2. Limos are indeed loud and boring - and naff as hell. You want something like a BOOM trike: They have places all over the UK AFAIK BOOM TRIKE WEBSITE
  3. Goff

    red nose day..

    Just be careful out there Me - i'll be donating my money to NABD
  4. Goff

    can any one help

    And please - can you type in proper english - text speak really does my head in cos its hard to read - and its not polite on a forum.
  5. Goff

    3rd sitting

    Just finished my 3rd sitting on this tattoo. Hd the shading finished and some colour put in the bottom half, but had had enough by then. Stings like a bitch right now, but its coming on and im sooooooooooo pleased.
  6. Goff

    selling stuff

    Been on the alcopops again have we Drewps........
  7. Goff

    selling stuff

    You just go ahead and post in there. You have 15 posts and your a paying member do fill yer boots Any problems give us a shout
  8. Winter Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by 19th March 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays-- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes-Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity-Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things-Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch-Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live-Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven-What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. sorry guys...I couldn't resist!
  9. Have you adjusted the clutch cable?
  10. Ok my lovelies, this rally has been organised by yours truly to raise money for SCOPE - the charity that helps folk with cerebal palsy - so get your tickets booked cos its gonna be a fabulous weekend! The Junction Function 24th - 25th July 2009 at Wigan Road Labour Club Edna Road Leigh Lancashire WN7 5ES Tickets £10 pre book £12 OTG camping all weekend included Live bands Friday - The Rascals Saturday - Mr Bones website DJ all weekend Bike show Rideout on Saturday Great food and beer Camping all weekend 24hr toilets Hard standing for bikes On site car parking only available for disabled badge holders and staff. Raffle, silly games, all the usual fun & frolics More info: Tel: 07956 667825 Email: [email protected]
  11. If the shoe had been on the otehr foot then all hell would have been let loose - andit would not have been allowed The people of the UK - and that includes Muslims should remember that the freedom to demostrate that they enjoy so much has been paid for with the blood of many many servicemen and women and they should show some fuckin respect.
  12. This angers me beyone belief. If you dont like it - fuck off! My family originally came to the UK from Saudi many many years ago My dad was the longest serving member of the BRITISH army up intil last year - he served just over 40 years He now works for the M.O.D in Fiji And these are my 2 brothers with me, both are currently serving - the youngest one only returned from a tour of Iraq last week.......i am so very proud of my family and my BRITISH military background - the UK is a BRITISH country not a fucking muslim one - those lot who were protesting can get to fuck for me - scumbags the lot of them. (and no sarky comments about me being in a frock either! lol)
  13. Goff

    Hello

    Welcome to the forum
  14. ahhh the old nodding/waving debate comes round again I nod when i see anotehr biker, csome nod back, some dont - if they dont, well its not the end of the world. Scooter riders get a nod too - but the 16 year old oiks that gas up mentioned i dont usually bother Incidentally - i love scooter riders - the proper scoots mind - my local scooter club has gone out of their way to help me get my summer rally together this year and they arer ALL invited. I even go for a beer on a sunday with them at their local - have a great time i do and the DJ even plays us some rock music amongst the northern soul We are now officially the "resident bikers" lol
  15. Gas up - old timer quoted the whole original post so you can get the jist from there Although why its been edited i have no idea...................
  16. Goff

    bonjour...

    Welcome to the forum The bar is that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  17. If it was near me i would have been there Ride free brother
  18. Great photos Just shows you the enormity of the event i guess
  19. Goff

    BBC Red Nose Day

    Yeah its true there is already a thread about it HERE
  20. Errrrmm...the speed he was riding at possibly? No we cant see all the road - but his speed is a major factor. Im not acting like judge and jury - i said that it was IMHO...........and thats all it is.
  21. The biker was going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to fast I think the WVM had already begun his turn before he biker appeared - the road looks like its quite winding - there was possible another bend behind the camera where the biker appeared from Still - the biker was riding like a twat IMHO
  22. Goff

    Favorite record ?

    I have a few My Sharona by The Knack Slutgarden by Marilyn Manson Black No 1 and All Hallows Eve by Type O Negative And several others - all remind me of very significant points in my life..........
  23. Goff

    SCAMMER

    He's only got 400+ feedback so happen he is struggling to cope with a high volume of sales and he has got tad confused about what needs to go where lol See if your stuff arrives next week and if not open a dispute, report him for being a non performing seller and mark his stars accordingly.
  24. Car drivers fault without a doubt The biker seemed to be keeping up with the flow of traffic on a motorway - maybe he could have avoided it but if he was in the middle lane and had pulled out into the right lane from behind a truck or something he would not have seen this in time. Drivers fault 110%
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