Ok, so its 8am on a Saturday morning, and im up and about.
Why? i hear you ask, seeing as its a Saturday morning and you deserve a lie in Goff dahling, cos you worked so hard this week.
Well my fellow bikers, its because of the prick who lives 4 doors down on my street.
He has a VERY OLD silver Peugeot car and the exhaust is fucked. So as you can imagine its very loud. Not only that but he also has an EVEN OLDER Fiesta type car thats just as fucked and just as loud.
This prick insists on revving the balls of both cars EVERY FUCKIN MORNING and driving like a madman down the cul-de-sac in front of my house to turn round!
I wouldn't mind but this arsehole is fat, bald, knocking 40 and lives with his mother - and to top ot all the cars arent even nice!!
Any ideas on how to stop this twat from waking us up every morning would be very welcome.
A very large knife coupled with slashing motions towards the tyres has already been thought over.........
FUCKIN WANKER!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!