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Goff

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  1. Goff replied to maltatrucker's post in a topic in General
    Just goes to show - if you dont get a refund, dont drop your claim just cos the SAY they will refund...... get yer refund THEN drop it cos they never do
  2. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    The advertisements are too in yer face Their sig images are FAR TOO FUKIN BIG!! (ad you know how i feel about those!)they take over the bloody screen! And their avatars are massive too - looks like its been set up by kids who like to type "pwned" a lot ill stay where i am thanks cos i luvs ya all That site wont last long because of the way they have gone about begging for members.... you can guarantee someone will register just to wreck it..... or even hack it..... definately rubbed folk up the wrong way with that.....not a smart move really
  3. Goff replied to danster's post in a topic in Yamaha Customs
    I doubt it - one has an 110/18 tyre and one has a 130/16 so the brackets will be different
  4. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    It has been dealt with I had the same one asking me to be a moderator! Had he approached admin and asked if he could make a post about his site then there would have been no prolem, but PM'ing members is a big no no
  5. Goff replied to chocolatestarfish's post in a topic in The Bar
    Send me whats left...... i'll add them to my collection.......
  6. Goff replied to clb's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    Hard day honey....... kinda takes it out of me a bit.....
  7. Goff replied to clb's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    I just searched for stalling and got plenty of posts. Now if you would like to tell me in a concise and literate manner what exactly it is you are looking for i might be able to help you... shouting that the search facility "sucks" followed by a post that makes very little sense doesn't help whatsoever...............
  8. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    Got beer??
  9. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    You can behave yerself too......
  10. Goff replied to Bob R1's post in a topic in The Bar
    Very impressive indeedy honey! As for relocating for that scenery Vic - cant ya hear the sound of duelling banjos in the distance............
  11. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    And i made out that i had never done anything stupid did i?? Nope... i didn't think so I've done lots of stupid things, but putting my hands near a moving chain then posting the results on the internet is not one of them.... how the hell do you expect people to react??? It was stupid and he knows it... end of. And as you quoted ONLY me (although i do believe several others said a similar thing) i am assuming your "full of shit" and rarely gets out of bed" remark was aimed at me Dont pick a fucking fight with me pal.... its not a good idea
  12. Goff replied to Goff's post in a topic in General
    You lot tell the worst jokes - i was was expecting them though She is shit scared of them. She was quaking when she was near the hen house lol. I think they could hold their own though
  13. Goff replied to mike1949's post in a topic in The Bar
    You need one of THESE
  14. Goff posted a post in a topic in General
    We have been to collect our chickens today Yep - real live ones Here's a couple of piccies of them - we have named them Elvira, Mina and Lilith
  15. Goff replied to up.yours's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    Some folk are jus plain STUPID I'd have followed her and smeared the rest on her car/house - then shouted "bet you cant stand in it now yo obnoxious old bat!" We were out the other night with our bully, and there was a couple with a little fluffy puppy thing in which our Dolcie was playing with, when the woman pipes up "what is THAT dog" us: "English Bull Terrier" her: "oh right - they scare me they do" - and promptly dragged off fuffy puppy in the opposite direction! How can you be scared of this:
  16. Goff replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in The Bar
    Im famous Betcha cant guess why though.......
  17. Goff replied to Bob R1's post in a topic in The Bar
    Not for everyone. Depends on how you would describe "way of life" Good for you...
  18. Goff replied to Bob R1's post in a topic in The Bar
    I keep Tarantulas. Havent got any pics on this puter i dont think, but i'll have a mooch see if i can find some.
  19. Goff replied to Stev125's post in a topic in The Bar
    welcome
  20. Goff replied to vic-fzr600's post in a topic in The Bar
    WTF Is wrong with people???? You DO NOT clean a chain with your bike running in fuckin gear!! Chains were used to kill folk in times gone by so a running chain is gonna do a lot of damage to yer hands (as shown in the link!) Sprockets have TEETH.................TEETH....................Thats TEETH TEETH BITE FFS its just plain LAZY - what a fuckwit Get a fuckin shaft drive.......in fact....stay away from motorcycles altogether, and get something that you cannot do yourself any damage with...... like crayons.....
  21. Goff replied to wild foamy's post in a topic in General
    Sounds like you're having a blast honey - but i miss ya! Fekkin top man! Thats dedication for ya The country is a lot safer in your hands if yer willing to do 75 miles in 2 hours on a DT50 everyday!! Where's yer next long ride to? Iraq??
  22. Goff replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in General
    Its terrible. Just remember though when you are riding in a foreign country - take extra EXTRA care - a simple mistake like this can cost dearly as has been shown today. Thoughts to their families.
  23. Goff replied to Graham C's post in a topic in The Bar
    Im only 5ft 1 and i had the 650. I now ride the 950 The 950 has a longer pullback so im not sat as upright as i was on the 650. I did buy a riders backrest for the 650, but i wasnt fat enough for it to be of any use! I couldnt sit far back enough inthe seat for my back to be on it Have you looked at handlebar risers? Or longer bars maybe?
  24. Goff replied to Fahren's post in a topic in The Bar
    I'd like to get some of these people who wear jeans and T shirts and trainers etc to the prosthetic and orthotic clinic im at at the mo just to see what effect even a slow speed smash can have. It ranges from folk wearing orthotic devices to help them correct deformations caused by one of their joints twisting in the wrong direction or fracturing thus causing them long term trouble and, in extreme cases, flail limbs - to full amputation of limbs caused by infections sustained from gravel rash and severe tissue, muscle and tendon damamge etc.