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Upload them to photobucket then copy and paste the IMG line into your post Move over Liberace...... What you apologising for? I ride my own a very much - as for your organ with a big bitch seat......(i could have SO much fun with that statement)............

Ive seen this loads of times and i still wet meself watching it......enjoy! Clicky Clicky

Its dudette

White brothers in Darlo - oh yes indeedy! What a cracking bunch of lads. I lost my numberplate on the A1 on my way to Scotch Corner, popped into whites who said it would be acouple of hours, but when i told them i needed it like now they sorted it for me - luverly peeps

Welcome to the forum

OMG!! He's almost as funny as me! lol

Why not buy Oxford? They have a cut off switch so that they dont drain the battery if you accidentally leave them on.

Welcome to the forum spiderman

Nice one! Be sure to post piccies when you get it

See my previous post. I am now shouting....stand well back...... OMP MOTORCYLES HAVE NOT, I REPEAT NOT CLOSED DOWN Only the website is shut for refurbishment hence why the ste is closed for orders. Call them direct and order over the phone - i put contact details on my previous post. - i did PM you about it too! Ordering from the states may cost you dearly - at £280 you will have hefty custom charges on top of that so they will not be any cheaper - in fact i would hazard a guess that they will end up costing you a lot more. Check BEFORE you order them that they will mark them as a gift - if not you WLL pay heavily to bring them into the UK.

Yes i did honey - i didnt realise it was there lol

The army is better My lil bro is an avionics engineer in the army and he plays with masssseeeeeev toys all the time - great pay and a great job!

No no no - that is a CYCLIST dear - there is a difference

Lets face it - who has never broen the speed limit on gtheir bike either intentionally or not? No i thought not Show me a biker who hasn't gone over the speed limit and got a rush from it and ill show my arse in Primark window.......

So come one then - how many of you made them and have managed to stick to hem? Me - i vowed to get fitter and lose a lil bit of weight. Ive booked a personal trainer for a week on tuesday - i WILL be fitter in 6 months or dead cos i HATE exercise!

I take it you mean this one: Piston Exits Engine Ive seen this before and i have no doubt that its not a piston. If it was it would have come forward through the steering head and not under the tank - i reckon its nitrous which backfired through the intake and blew the carbs and its the airbox, or part of it that you see fall to the floor, not his hand as some people seem to think. The film is cut short so everyone goes "oooh fuck he's lost his hand".....yeah right - a blown piston wont have enough force to come through the bike and then sever someone's hand

I dunno - i have a shaft drive Personally i would have gone to your local bike shop and asked rather than Halfords. If they are anything like the staff at my local store they are automated morons who havent a clue about any of the products they stock. Me - ive always used Wurth products - never had a problem. Im sure the Castol lube will be just fine - if its supposd to lube, then it will lube.

When i had my CBR i used to throttle it everywhere. I went from Manchester to Stockon on tees in just under an hour on a wednesday morning - a journey that normally takes roughly an hour and 40 ish I made some silly mistakes at times too. Im a good rider, least i think i am, but then dont we all........ I realised one day (after a stupid off that was entirely my fault) that - even though i LOVE the adrenalin rush and the thrill i got from riding like a twat, i had 3 kids at home who needed me more than the funeral parlour did, so i traded in my CBR and bought myself an XVS - i havent looked back since. I began to realise that biking wasnt just about how fast you could go, and i began to enjoy it even more than i ever did, and i still am. I miss the CBR and the fun it gave me, hence why i bought the Bandit, which gave me a little taster of what i missed (which i only sold cos i wanted a new sofa lol) - i will buy another one soon, but it wont be anything over a 400 - I seem to have this problem wih my wrist that i cant control, and that could be the death of me.

I have no idea then - but is there a reason your text is so big? My eyes are beginning to bleed....

Ive just checked out offshore motorcyles - apparently they arent closed for good - the WEBSITE is closed for refurbishment so they cant take ONLINE orders Ring them up and talk to them. I ordered mine over the phone so theres no problems doing that. Parts & Accessories Telephone us on 01481 240576 ( Mon - Fri 9 - 5 ) Fax us on 01481 248173 E-mail address [email protected] Contact name Roger Le Tissier

Shit you're kidding!!! They were really good, and theres no notice of them closing on heir website! One place i do NOT recommend though is the Twisted Spanner at Malock Bath....PLEASE do not go there, he is a lying scumbag and will rip you off in a heartbeat.

oooooh Durham...... i love Durham. The OH is from Stockton and we went on our first date to Durham lol But i know of no one who has a dealership up that end - my mate owns a garage over here in Manchester though, but i guess thats too far for you.

[ And as if by magic....... Sorry MrG68 I can't help you, but im sure someone who can will be along soon

My god!!! I lasted about 5 years and never went back - nor would i ever! Kudos to you for putting up with it though!