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Happy Birthday Pete!

finally arrived this morning! I'm off to dust off my PS2

Ahhh I'm sure there's no malice in it Smitty, they're just messin' with ya.. What is the big red button for anyway...

Hello luverly The neck is fine and dandy thankyou. Cliffy on the other hand has been acting suspiciously this last week. He's constantly been on the computer and claims it's because he's doing research on my birthday prezzie. I off course made sure the ohlins website was added to the favourites list

Foggy beat Rossi? Maybe in his dreams

What have I missed then?

pmsl Sorry to here about the splits though guys

1. 2. The petronas engines are made by an engineering company that's just down the road from me, 2 of my mates are actually part of the team working on them.

I told you on dualsport that Tigger got broken the other day..adn for once it wasn't me that broke something Cliffy dropped her in the snow Not to much damage though and besides it's only a Triumph so who cares anyway

Excuse me but a 6am the other morning I was out the front of my house picking Tigger of the floor cos Cliffy couldn't do it And I don't do the flower arranging anymore, I'm a motorcycle helmet and clothing specialist. It is my job to make the tea though

There she is! Thanks Pete

Ohhh Where's my dualsport smilie when I need it!

Either I'm lossing it or half my previous post didn't appear What I mean't to say is:- It's interesting to see that there isn't many of the other makes either. 9 Yamaha's though That makes much more sense

9 Yamaha's though

Luckily for me I don't think anyone was home and the drive was gravel so we could hide any evidence of ever being there!

If they ask if you have a police record DON'T say "Yeah, Walking On The Moon" like my mate did!

Full would be right, aparently if you count all the people per square mile half of 'em are gay . That makes it the gay capital of England The other half are heroin addicts NEVER go to Brighton

That list is even longer Alex

Congratulations

Let me see... 1) Pulling up to a petrol pump (I was in a hurry cos I was late for work) and jumping of the bike before remembering to put the side stand down 2) Had to get to Brighton for an important appointment and there was a bloody blizzard outside. I left really early and rode really carefully made it all the way to were I was going, parked up switched off engine and then slipped getting off and knocked the bike over! Smashed the whole side of the bike and cracked the engine casing so there was oil everywere and I couldn't get home! 3) Completely f**ked up a corner and ended up going straight on up someones drive and ended up on my and bkes side by their front door! And then there was the time....

You can also get heated gloves, they're a bit more expensive than grips but at least they warm all of your hand not just the palms!

Ahhh Nitro Nori one of my favourite riders. Can't wait to see him in action back were he belongs!

You would think if someone is gonna spend all that money modding a bike that they would at least do it with some style I wouldn't mind betting some mug will buy it though