Max724

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken

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What's slimy, cold, long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger

Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? 3 Stone !

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ? A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "f**k off, you won't bring it back!"

Also try the Divvy club http://www.diversionclub.proboards74.com There are some clued up people on XJ's there!

Depends what you're going to courier???

Probably Queen and the Show Must Go On

They're still around, it takes a lot to break them! But they do use a bit of oil in the higher revs!

B*****ds!

I always give a nod back, tradition isn't it?

I know Divvy's are as common as dog muck, but this is my divvy! lol!!! My first big bike after passing my test last March and I love it. After sorting out my finances I will prob move onto bigger and better bikes, she does me fine for the moment