I was coming home having just finished work at 2am. Came to a long stretch of straight road and floored it passed a line of cars. Noticed in my mirrors a car catching me up, dumb ass that I am, I think, oh no you dont sonny and open it up to 120 in a 60. Car is still catching me and then as I approach a roundabout, the night lights up in this wonderful blue glow. Looks to the side of me and there's this T5 sitting there, bugger. Pulls over in to a layby and the T5 pulls alongside and stops. Copper winds window down and says tail light is out, but when I look its on. He says must be a dodgy connection and then goes on to say "oh by the way, I know its quiet on the roads, but that was a little tad to fast, just keep it down please" and drives off. Mean while Im opening the bottom of my leathers to let the gooey mess out