Pete

The thing is, I never keep a bike long enough to get the benefit of long engine life due to the oil changes. But I've always done it, and I'm too old to change now! :oops:

"Hidden?" Not at all PP.....I love that look. Why do you think I kept watching "Allo Allo?"

No....it's not the wife! :cry:

This is quite a fetching little number! 8)

I'm in a Catch 22. I'm down on power to what I'm used to, and you do get a numb bum on longer journeys. :oops: And if you take a pillion, you better make sure it's somebody that you're intimate with. However, it's the easiest bike to ride that I've ever had. You can go anywhere on it, it doesn't matter whether there's potholes, cattle grids, bad road surface....it just goes thumping through them like they're not there. I'm more relaxed on this than any other bike....and as you know, I've had about 45. Handling is great, gives 55+ per gallon, it's different to other bikes on the road, and it has a lot of character. So what could I get instead? If I got an XJR then it's another heavy bastard. I've had 2 Fazers, and I really don't like the new one anyway. Sportsbikes are out....I don't like them and I can't do the riding position. Don't think there's much left really....so I'll probably stick with this for a while.

Have you got any in French Maid's outfits? :oops:

When they have PMT they can cut your cock off and walk free from the court. And thousands of Dykes would be cheering outside the court as if she was a returning War Hero! :roll: Now if a bloke cut off a womans clit and then gave the excuse that he hadn't had it for a while, you reckon the same thing would happen? No... he'd be sharing a cell with Bubba for a very long time.

You're a woman? :shock: Why didn't you say? We need photos.....purely for verification purposes you understand! 8)

Nice run on the XT today...150 miles! 8) Had to pick up some computer bits in Cardiff so I thought I'd use the bike. From Llandod to Brecon, then across the Beacons, and straight down the A470 into Cardiff. Then back through Newport, Raglan, and Abergavenny. Beautiful weather, the XT's definitely loosening up now, and passed 2700 miles. Next week or so it'll be time for an oil and filter change, which will be the second one since I had it a month ago with 1600 on the clock. As you can see, I really take my oil and filter changes seriously.....no more than 1500 miles between them. It pays off in the end you know! 8)

About 30 miles from you mate.....Llandod...the mecca for discerning mullet owners.

Go about 1100.

:shock: You must really like going to that bike shop then!

Case closed....the Mullets are bang to rights! 8) Yammie...I keep telling them that my James Dean image is the way to go.....but no, they insist on looking like something out of Wayne's World! 8)

Hey Yammie....as a young lady....do you reckon these sad guys with Mullets look like Dorks?

I coulda beena contenda! :cry:

Not necessarily....if it's a top notch chain like a DID then that's fine. Remember that the bigger the dealer, the higher the labour charges.

I gone way past baby oil you know! Castrol R for me now! 8)

That's OK....but I knew I'd get you in the end! 8)

Decent chain and sprockets...and fitted...I'd say between £100 and £120.

The weight of my Welsh genitals tends to pull me over you see. And that's on a cold day too!

Just for you Yammie....here's a flash of the man who cured more vaginal dryness than Canestan! And yes....I really am 50. Good genetics you see! 8) Yammie saw it....the rest of you lot can't. 8)

I'm too shy! :oops:

That's a leather lookalike then....main component is PVC.

You better believe it baby!

Alan....I bought some Silicone spray from David Jones in Newtown, and it's definitely improved it.