Pete

The Tony Danza position: During the missionary position, as he's about to come, the guy yells out "Who's the Daddy?" If the girl doesn't respond in time, the guy sticks it up her ass, punches her in the head, and shouts "Tony Danza!"

British innovation and engineering at it's best. :roll:

....at 10pm..."Britain's Funniest Amateur Amputations!" followed by "Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics!". Great stuff.

I had hopes for Skyline too....but he's out of it now he's got sexuality issues.

TONY DANZA! 8) 8) 8)

You're not a twat with regard to bikes Alan. Only hair!

You have to bear in mind that the fashion victims consider themselves real bikers too. They know no different. It's like being a twat really. Does a twat know he's a twat? Don't think so....cos he's too much of a twat to know it!

What's it for? Cos I have no idea. Still, I suppose it will appeal to the "Rugged Individualists" :roll:

It's all conjured up by my bizarre and surreal sense of humour Alan. 8) Yammie Girl's very "in tune" with my stuff now......cos it does go over a lot of people's heads! 8) Like axl's ears!

TONY DANZA!

TONY DANZA!

I don't. 8) When the next motorcycle industry recession comes along, and biking is no longer seen as fashionable (and that has happened twice since I've had bikes), then we'll see who the REAL Bikers are. 8)

At your stage John...the GS would be much easier to handle. I still wouldn't buy one though....get a Fazer instead!

Ponch isn't happy! :cry: 8) 8) 8)

.....for any of you thinking of switching to Honda ownership! This is how you'll end up you know! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

So you're married as well then? 8)

It's OK caz....I wouldn't kick a man when he's down.

Bloody hell....me and Mozzy seem to be agreeing on everything! :shock:

Just went out to have a look at it. And it really does look good you know. I'd go so far as to say that it looks like there's completely new panels on the bike. I think we've now entered the Silkolene/NGK Iridium/PJ1 Blue/Armor All era! 8)

.......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)

3 coats applied, and I got to say that at the moment it looks bloody amazing! I've tried a few other things before and it made little difference....but this is something else. See what it looks like tomorrow for the final verdict.

Where in the UK you from then Matt?

Matt....are you a Brit living in Holland then?

So do I Alan. :cry: