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Pete

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  1. The Tony Danza position: During the missionary position, as he's about to come, the guy yells out "Who's the Daddy?" If the girl doesn't respond in time, the guy sticks it up her ass, punches her in the head, and shouts "Tony Danza!"
  2. Pete replied to R1caz's post in a topic in General
    British innovation and engineering at it's best. :roll:
  3. Pete posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    ....at 10pm..."Britain's Funniest Amateur Amputations!" followed by "Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics!". Great stuff.
  4. Pete replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in General
    I had hopes for Skyline too....but he's out of it now he's got sexuality issues.
  5. TONY DANZA! 8) 8) 8)
  6. Pete replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in General
    You're not a twat with regard to bikes Alan. Only hair!
  7. Pete replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in General
    You have to bear in mind that the fashion victims consider themselves real bikers too. They know no different. It's like being a twat really. Does a twat know he's a twat? Don't think so....cos he's too much of a twat to know it!
  8. Pete replied to R1caz's post in a topic in General
    What's it for? Cos I have no idea. Still, I suppose it will appeal to the "Rugged Individualists" :roll:
  9. Pete replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    It's all conjured up by my bizarre and surreal sense of humour Alan. 8) Yammie Girl's very "in tune" with my stuff now......cos it does go over a lot of people's heads! 8) Like axl's ears!
  10. TONY DANZA!
  11. TONY DANZA!
  12. I don't. 8) When the next motorcycle industry recession comes along, and biking is no longer seen as fashionable (and that has happened twice since I've had bikes), then we'll see who the REAL Bikers are. 8)
  13. Pete replied to JohnR6's post in a topic in General
    At your stage John...the GS would be much easier to handle. I still wouldn't buy one though....get a Fazer instead!
  14. Pete replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    Ponch isn't happy! :cry: 8) 8) 8)
  15. Pete posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    .....for any of you thinking of switching to Honda ownership! This is how you'll end up you know! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
  16. Pete replied to R1caz's post in a topic in General
    So you're married as well then? 8)
  17. Pete replied to liquidcooled's post in a topic in The Bar
    It's OK caz....I wouldn't kick a man when he's down.
  18. Pete replied to liquidcooled's post in a topic in The Bar
    Bloody hell....me and Mozzy seem to be agreeing on everything! :shock:
  19. Pete replied to XT Alan's post in a topic in General
    Just went out to have a look at it. And it really does look good you know. I'd go so far as to say that it looks like there's completely new panels on the bike. I think we've now entered the Silkolene/NGK Iridium/PJ1 Blue/Armor All era! 8)
  20. Pete posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss
    .......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)
  21. Pete replied to XT Alan's post in a topic in General
    3 coats applied, and I got to say that at the moment it looks bloody amazing! I've tried a few other things before and it made little difference....but this is something else. See what it looks like tomorrow for the final verdict.
  22. Where in the UK you from then Matt?
  23. Pete replied to liquidcooled's post in a topic in The Bar
  24. Matt....are you a Brit living in Holland then?
  25. So do I Alan. :cry: