Pete

I was last called "young man" about the time England won the World Cup. :cry:

Aaaah...but they're both in England. Obviously they get small portions then. 8)

No you're not young man....you haven't done your homework!

Calm down Ladies....this isn't a witch hunt...just an observation. I'm sure both of you are red blooded Biker girls who get regular portions of Helmet! And axl...do a search on Google for Dykes on Bikes, and you get pages of links like this: http://www.dykesonbikes.org/ Seems they love the name apparently! :roll:

Whore house maybe!

PM Mozzy...I believe he handles all such matters!

There seems to be loads of them about you know....particularly on the Net. One bike forum, so I'm told, is full of them. What's all that about then?

....and very heterosexual too.

Well get the French Maid's outfit on and you may get lucky! 8)

You want to show us your Pussy? :shock: PM Mozzy for assistance! 8)

Your bollocks will thank you for it too! 8)

There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership! 8)

Bear in mind that I can't meet up with you unless you're colour co-ordinated in this season's fashions Alan!

8) 8) 8)

But apart from all that, I expect it's very comforable axl! Time for you to get a standard you know! 8)

Ugh! Axl bit on Yammie's Tampax! :shock: I'll stick to Kebabs myself. 8)

Why expensive? You can get a cheapie for a few quid. Remember my tips are based on 33 years of riding....and you can ignore them if you want. Please feel free to learn the hard way.

Sports bikes are great for fast open roads. But try long distances, filtering, parking, low speed turning, urban manoevrability...then they're not so bloody clever. In fact, they're a pain in the ass.

My seat don't flip on the XT. But here's a hint for newer riders....keep a digital camera under the seat. Cos if something happens you have the potential for photographic evidence.. Very difficult for other people's insurance companies to deny liability then. :wink: I've never had to use it....but it doesn't hurt to cover all the bases.

And even more assholes on bikes unfortunately! You're at more risk from other bikes than you are from cars now.

About 120 miles I think. Hopefully weather will be OK....cos a trip in the rain is definitely out! :cry:

I can relate to that Alan....the XT does give you a new lease of life with bikes. I've had more enthusiam for this bike than I've had for any other, and it's difficult to explain why. Have you noticed that just about all other bikers now blank you? Not that I give a shit, cos I reckon 99% of bikers today are complete wankers. I'm sure you'll agree that bikers today are not like they were in the Golden Years. As I've said on here before, we've gone from a "brotherhood" to a "fashion show catwalk". :roll: Let me know if you're about this weekend....we can get "looked down on" together then!

I have never done any of that shit. 8) Always stayed well clear of it.

Here's Ben and Dick: