Pete

I was told there's hardly anybody left there to spill the beans to! And Ren's pulled out as well apparently?

Can't do it...cannot buy a Shitzuki. And cannot bring myself to sell the Metal Maggot! The wife's just gonna have to up the Ibuprofen dose!

As you know...I love the XT. But the problem I have is that 90% of the time, the wife's on the back. Besides the seat being very hard, she suffers with a weakness in her back as a result of a whiplash injury years ago. Generally she doesn't have a problem, but over the last 3 months it's flared up badly....particularly after going on the XT. Cos it's not really designed as a two up machine. So I'm in a bit of a Catch 22 really. An option would be to keep the XT and get an older road based bike for 2 up stuff.

And don't forget the Scottish version of that Stones classic...."Jumping Jock Flash".

.....because today I sat on the most comfortable bike I've ever tried. The wife got on the back and she thought it was brilliant. Even more comfortable than the Divvy 9 which had a Corbin seat. :shock: What was this bike?....... The DL650 V-Strom.....or the "Baby-Strom" as it's now getting called. It really is very good indeed! I even took a brochure home! :oops: Who's gonna slap me first then? :roll:

Stop buddying up to N Tart Alan. She's got her eyes on me you know! 8) I'll get her scraping her kneesliders allright! TONY DANZA! 8) 8) 8)

Well thanks for the thumbs up Tym! 8) However, according to my sources, there's going to be a new force to be reckoned with emerging soon. Don't know if you've heard anything.

I bet that bastard owned a sportsbike too!

Absolutely right Paul. Though I understand that the victims are now going to sue the fucker, so maybe some good will come out of it. What I don't understand is that how was this man allowed out to buy a ticket in the first place?

Julian still around now?

Nice shots Tym. How are things over at GB these days?

Hiya Tym! Where've you been lately?

OK...here we go...15 tracks: Long Live Rock'n'Roll (Rainbow) Won't Get Fooled Again (The Who) Jailbait (Wishbone Ash) Midlife Crisis (Faith No More) Children of the Sea (Black Sabbath) Whole Lotta Love (Led Zeppelin) End of the Innocence (Don Henley) Jumping Jack Flash (Rolling Stones) Devil's Answer (Atomic Rooster) Wishing Well (Free) Rock'n'Roll Damnation (AC/DC) Freebird (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Stargazer (Rainbow) Warrior (Impellitteri) Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix)

Good point N Tart. Women ALWAYS use sex as a weapon! Men never do. We could be really pissed off at our other half, and even hate the sight of them...but we'll still give em one!

It's not sarcasm...it's dry wit. Like a 21st century Oscar Wilde without the rectum stretching!

It's the only way that you'll get anything! 8)

I remember about 15 years ago taking a coach party of psychos from one of the roughest pubs in South Wales to Newbury Horse Races. They got out of the coach and there were loads of English Yuppies nibbling strawberries and sipping champagne. So they jumped up on their tables and started pissing in their strawberries! They eventually ended up starting a riot in the RaceCourse and getting banged up overnight. Now THAT is typical Welsh behaviour....if you haven't pissed in an English Yuppies's strawberries then you're a Plastic Taff! 8)

You were born in England AND you sound English! Bang to rights I'm afraid. There's no hope for you.

Floppy ears are the least of my worries. :oops: Any chance of lending a hand? 8) And dibey....I'm not talking to you, you Honda GayBoy!

Where were you born though?

You're my pinup though N Tart. :oops: You bring a beacon of hope and light to a mundane and inane forum. I just wish I was 20 years younger and had one piece leathers! And floppy ears of course!

You don't sound it Darren...you sound posh English. :roll: I don't think anybody would dispute my nationality with my accent. Plus....I was born in Wales with both parents Welsh. I'm the Real Deal! 8)

Any mag with a Z1 on the cover has got to be worth reading...except Performance Bikes. :roll: That's bikings equivalent of The Star.

It's not MY motherland....or Alan's. We're Celts....unlike your kind!

Do you suspect Power Ranger involvement? 8)