Pete

You can't fly planes on a bike licence either.

We'll be asking him for advice next year Scott! And will axl be getting some seasonal floppy ears....like Antlers?

Is it for peace on earth? NO! Is it that all wars will end? NO! Is it for snow on Xmas Day? NO! Is it that no one will be lonely? NO! So what is my Christmas wish for 2004? It's that Santa Claus brings John R6 a fucking bike, so we don't have another bloody year of inane questions! Closely followed by Karban's camera going belly up!

Charles's Butler was too.....allegedly!

It's no joke being picked up by the Fuzz! 8)

The full thread...with some revelations about Andrew and Edward too...is HERE!

I put up a thread on a similar theme on another forum a few weeks ago. And nobody wanted to get drawn into it! I presented a lot of info that people were a bit uncomfortable with! On the subject of Harry....I said this..... "AFAIC I feel sorry for the boy. His Mother is dead and he has to choose between a proven liar and adulterer, who has a failed military career, a meaningless life, and who has made a fool of himself in front of the whole world". And James Hewitt.

Fucked if I know mate!

I been telling em you were on the way back Mozz...FFS hurry up, there's some sorting out needed here! And you can start with those two Mullets!

....is in Da House!

No wonder she went off it. She was used by the Royal Family purely for breeding purposes and had a weak husband who was cheating on her from Day 1. And there's more to her death than we know about.

Carry on with slagging Suzuki's Stormy! You Da Man! Typical Suzuki owner pondering warranty issues...

We need a good thread starting asking for buying advice Alan! Just don't listen to any of the idiots with Caponords though!

Word! 8) They're bad bastards. Suzuki owners probably. No excuse! 8) And Alan...I've noticed you lurking in a very OldSchool way on DSUK. You should put up a thread for DS recommendations...you know you want one! 21st century UJM's you know! 8)

You'll never fit them all in the front room surely?

I'm looking forward to seeing some of the classic films on TV. Like George Raft and Veronica Lake in "Floating Timber". Would have been better with Tony Danza in it obviously. 8)

[ ] Bon was The Man! [x] You want a nice Gay Honda you do! [ ] Did I mention that Tym's unstable? [ ] There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership! [ ] You need to embrace the James Dean/Silkolene lifestyle! [x] That's a girl's bike! [ ] Did I mention that Ren's a Twat? [ ] What's the weather forecast? [ ] What's Argentina got to do with it? [ ] TONY DANZA! 8) 8) 8)

Why get the book you stupid boy? You've seen the film and you know how it ends. :roll: The Butler did it, in the library, with the lead pipe. 8)

No...I don't call myself a Biker! I call myself "The Cool Guy". 8) I did use to call myself a Biker in the 70's...but the definition and profile has changed a lot over the years. So that's why I look at todays Biker's and think.....No, I'm not one of them! 8)

The car! 8)

If you're not interested I would be...depending on condition. And tbh I don't think you'll see much of a performance increase.

I think somebody's been decorating NT. 8)

RU a Gog Roy? 8)

We're the elite generation DL! 8)

Don't worry mate...that sheep gets plenty of helmet!