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Well my Name is Keith and im a standard kind of guy. I have no fantastic hobbies nor do i drive a fancy car, i used to be employed by HM forces and in charge of driving a multimillion pound Challenger 2 main battle tank but sadly after prolapsing three of my lower discs in my back that was the dream over.

I originally grew up in Southampton in a part called Thornhill till my mid teens when i moved to Somerset where i met the now wife over 9 year ago.

I have two gorgeous little girl's who are the best people to make any shitty day at work just melt away.

So to conclude "about me"

I'm a Average crippled loving married bloke who likes nothing to get greasy on a mechanical object (or bio mechanical) and drinks whiskey, farts in bed and phlegm's in the mornings.