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Yes our Jim jams do make us better fighters as its like fighting naked, feeling the cool breeze blowing through the cracks of your ass, then feeling the sweat dripping down your............................I'll stop there Joan of Arc was born 1412 and died 1431 at the age of 19............................and i agree, Leelee was very good in that film. well done Foams, who did you get it insured with?

I don't wear them, only time i use protection (ear protection your dirty gits) is when using my angle grinder and when i drove the Chally tank. Ive got a open faced lid where the wind noise at 30mph is like riding at 60, but i find pulling my thick neck tube up over my ears and over the top of my sweed helps with buffering the wind. any way Tinitus will be a grat help for when the wife has one of them nagging sessions.

Well yes and no, you can make it fancy n stick a spin on it to get more of a jaw / neck snap but yes it's like the Kwan do when you lean down so as you can get your heel up higher. Your aim is to turn side ways on, lean away from the target swinging your leg out and up creating a hook, then swing the leg back towards the targets jaw / throat / temple stricking with your heel then landing facing front on with your target ready to unleash a rally of face level punches for good measure. Ah I see, so you dress up like Joan of Arch then!? Ha ha

With a hook kick you have to pretty much turn your back on your opponent thus leaving you wide open. If you dont get your leg down fast you can be taken out as your off balance. So do you do aikido?

I normally like to throw up a well timed / controlled hook kick to the jaw line. Instand 5 points and catches them right off guard. But normally ends up with me getting either a bollocking or a jab in the kiddney if i dont get my leg back down fast enough.

Um yer you would have if it was still up and running! But if all is truly shagged with her then im going to break her and sell the parts, then go and get my self something else. not sure on what yet, may come across a unfinished mutant bobber project on flea bay of some thing???

I put my gloves on my seat, no need for saddle bags there. If you look as good as i do.................... nothing will cramp your style.

Try this, (worked on my mates mums car) Take off door card, Get good bit of wood batton (2x2 or 2x3) Put wood on crease of the dent (the straight line part) Hit the other end of wood with ammer Continue up the dent untill "satisfide" i know what your on about with the side impact bar they are a pain in the ass, but if you can get a bit of wood in there with ample ammer swing range your be fine.

And he has finally learnt that the shed is for quiet time and not for stealing my spanners and burying them in the ground More to be done over the weekend and any other time i can get out there during the week. Might be slow progress tho so bear with

Well here we go again, Finally built the shed and moved every thing in, just waiting for my work mate to turn up so i can get the motor out and start stripping it down. But to start with i thought id clean up the carbs

Foamy how bad is the dent in the door? i can save you load more money than forking out for a new door. If the dent has round edges and not sharp flat ones then do this: Rub soapy water over dent, Apply bog plunger over dent and squeeze it on to create sucktion. pull on plunger and remover dent, If small holes remain apply quick sand filler for your local Halfrards Sand, prime, sand, paint, sand, gloss, sand, buff. If done right this will take out a dent without damaging the paint. I got satisfaction last night when i put my feet up in my man cave with a glass of JD, a smoke and my Haynes manual in my hand....................lasted a whole 45mins untill the wife came home from work and said "YOUR NOT SAT IN YOUR POXY SHED AGAIN!!" some women never learn

BURN THEM!!!! Looks like you got a fat lass on your fanny pad even tho your riding solo

STUDS!!!!!!! Next your be buying tassels well done tho mate looks good (bar the above) And remember lorries have the right of way.............no matter what

May have to get one of these bombs. What they called? May actually get rid of the bug of a mother in law I have that keeps coming round

Yer agreed the aac are complete twats, tell them they have a blue beret n they reply with "its SKY blue actually" Bunch of girls. Now tanky's............theres where the men are lol

Surprised you fly boys kniw where the cocking handle is on a SA80! Mwahahaha

And whats wrong with that fly boy? Lol I just hate it when you go into your tool box to find something and its not there so everything has its own spot and pot so I know where everything is. Im quite a saddo when it comes to keeping things clean etc wee bit if OCD, I even clean off the grass from the strimmer and lawn mower before they get put away. N ive had the same strimmer for 6 years and it still looks fresh out the box ha ha. Even my old BBQ was cleaned and WD40'd after use and my mate asked if I bought a new one every year as it was spotless. Till we got drunk n shot it full of holes with his air rifle.........I miss that BBQ.

The other dog is a little shit and has not learnt any "shed eticat" and just bundles in attacking my other dog who is just laid down by my side ha ha. I will be putting a window in soon but at the mo im enjoying my privacy ha ha. Na my daughter knows that the only dark place in our house / garden is in my head

Man cave done and tools ready to go. Next in is the bike And here is my daughter giving her approval

That reminds me ive got to get some sparks into the shed too so that I can get light n stuff to work ha ha. Yer both dogs approve of it its like a big play pen for them at the mo but soon will be a place to watch me work.

My man cave is almost ready!

Gizz you look much better in the last picture Na, really glad your ok after that spill, was that the skid lid you was wearing at the time of the crash? looks like it did its job...................but your still fugly

Can have mine!, nice and quiet, dose 100,000miles to the gallon. O wait, you did say you wanted one with a shagged motor right?