Everything posted by Noise
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Microsoft / Xbox
I agree but fresh boxers off the radiator in the winter is the best feeling in the world.
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Betty
- Betty Mk2
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removing fuel tank XVS 650
Yes i maybe coming up but with two pad locks on my fuel tank. Or just look out for the git walking about with a fuel tank under his arm
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Clutch Plates Stuck
I've never heard of a perminant fix to this mate, its just the way they are. I guess you could change the plates for new ones or do as Slice said but if you can't be bothered to just rock the bike to free them up i guess you can't be bothered to pump up your tyres as well? its a simple thing to do and its free. i had to do it every day with my 125 and it never bothered me.
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Microsoft / Xbox
Guess i should have said a bit more in my rant really. Yes you do earn money as you play but thats only small amounts of money if you don't play the missions with your mates (i have no friends on Xbox) so never earn good money to get any of the good stuff as such. its only on this Grand theft auto 5 tho that this happens on that ive seen so far. So in order to get some of the "good stuff" i paid £40 to get £3.5m of in game money, which in a matter of one night after playing the game for 30mins i had found that Rockstar (the games makers) had removed all of my in game money for no reason at all which is the reason for my rant. Not only have they had £5.99 pm to go on line plus £40 for the game and an extra £40 for that money. Again im not into gaming / computers or mobile phone to the extent that i can figure out how to get past a login screen but when these gaming firms take money from you after you pay them thats when it pisses me off. Either way i had enough of it so its gone and i feel free
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removing fuel tank XVS 650
See i've made the removal of the 650 tank much faster and easier. Mine goes like this: turn off fuel un-screw jubalee clip pull off fuel line pull out two quick release bonnet pins take off tank Re-fitting: Put on fuel tank re-fit bonnet pins re-fit fuel line do up clip turn on fuel
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fast indicators
It wont fail your just get an advisory as the same thing happened with me. I took all 4 signals off the bike a fitted bar end ones so only had two which had less resistance and mad them flash fast but my MOT guy only stuck them down as an advisory.
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Clutch Plates Stuck
Hi Vince, Normally i wouldn't reply to someone that hasn't introduced them self via the new member section but this could potetually be a leg snapper problem if you drop the bike. As bikes are a wet clutch the oil thickens over night and as such stick the plates together nothing to do with the wrong oil. Before you start the bike in the morning do the following: turn on the ignition, kick out the stand stick it in first gear. pull in the clutch rock the bike back and forth till she rolls freely. sit on the bike, kick into neutral start the bike, into first gear and your be fine. Common thing with most bikes, but when this happens first thing in the morning and the coffee has yet to kick in they can come crashing down ontop of your leg.
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SCRATCH and SNIFF porn magazines .
I can see it now, all them Grannies that knitt your shreddies on the advert then slip off there slacks and start crumping on the "sniff here" patch. Leaving that sloppy dog dribble spot right in the area that your snout is going to touch.
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Microsoft / Xbox
Thats it, i rang up Xbox last night and told them to cancel my account, then they started asking me aloud of questions about why i wanted to cancel etc etc and i don't thenk the pro Xbox man i was speaking to took too kindly to me saying that the Xbox had taken a nose dive in the last few years with its corrupt management with it trying to suck every penny out of its customers and that i was going to go back to the Playstation 2 which in my eyes was the best console i ever had bar the SAGA Megadrive a console that involves blowing and then smashing the game into it to get the damn thing to work is what i call child proof.
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Squires 2014 Special Ed T-shirts, Anyone?
God boy Lassy,
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weding ring removale/not joke
When my wedding ring gets stuck i stick my shaft in her moth which gives enough lubrication to pull it off. i would stick my own shaft im my mouth but it tastes rather funny. like hot pennies for some reason. Never had this problem as i've never done plumbing but handy little tip.
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Squires 2014 Special Ed T-shirts, Anyone?
So who's doing next years T-shirt?
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Microsoft / Xbox
Well I've given up with it all now and I'm taking the pissing thing to the pawn shop next weekend. I would do it today buy the Xbox support line is closed so I can't cancel the online bit or shut down my account.
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Squires 2014 Special Ed T-shirts, Anyone?
Yer I'm good with blue. And don't mind what logo is on it, I'm easy so I'll go with the majority.
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God be with you
Now let's hear her sing some black Sabbath.
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Dragstar fuel economy
Fuels there to be burnt so why not let it burn faster??
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even stranger with no words
Woops. Sorry. Would you like to remove it as its a double post.
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My Bobber project
Well betty now has new oil in her belly so I fired her up this afternoon before the rain turned up. Left her running for a good 5 mins then I thought I'd see if I had a clutch now, which I'm chuffed as nuts to say that I do rode her up my road and MY GOD!! I forgot how pokey she was, didn't even give her 1/4 throttle so I can't wait to get that biking feeling properly.
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Peg/Floorboard relocation kits
Not seen them on many sites over here but they don't look that hard to make your own at home. Be cheaper too.
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xvs 125 rear spindle question
Best bet if you can't buy one is take the old fucked one to a metal shop and get them to spin and new one up on a lathe. The way I get my spacer in is to put the axle in the swing arm just a bit then stick on the spacer, put in rear wheel and push the axle in then fit the other spacer (if it has one) then push the axle in all the way. Before you even think about putting in the new axle smoother it in bearing grease and then it will never jam up again. Before you cut the old one did you try sticking a breaker bar or a long arm socket and wrench on it and tried turning it? This would have snapped the rust off in side and would have aloud you to tap it out with a soft mallet.
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even stranger with no words
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Dragstar fuel economy
Shit! Think i must just like the loud twist grip too much 180 miles before res thats mental
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Dragstar fuel economy
Whats was that about 120ish miles to the tank? Before i fitted the sporster tank i was getting about 120 -125 miles before i hit res so sounds about right if thats what you are getting. Best way to see if shes running too lean is to pull the plugs out and check them, if they are stupidly black and sooty (not the puppet) then its best to down size on your main jets.