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Do you RAF woofters not have to do a CFT then? (combat fitness test) Or is part of your basic training just playing flight simulator for 3 hours a day?

Im in on this bud, again i will do 50p a mile. How about doing it in full combat gear? boots webbing burgan and shell hat? if you do that with 20kg i will up it to £1 a mile

My work PC screen is blank on the left but on my home computer one night (n one night only) the left of the screen there was advertisements there. But not seen it since

Go old school on the little shit, confront him and if he becomes a little twat then a smack in the teeth used to sort me out OK. A good Love punch square in the face. not too hard that you tiggle the back of his scull but no little girly shit, just a firm lump making thud. He's then learnt his lesson, the bike hasn't been fucked about and all are happy and down the pub in time for the match

Merv that just brought up my dinner! The worst thing is he ACTUALLY said she isn't for sale. I think even foams drunken ebay finger would steer clear of that one! Hang on........isn't that the grouchy gremlin we all been looking for?

I got mine off of amazon. Just type in bobber handle bars. Or even try customfasteners.com.

Well done foams! I really need to kick the habit n need to get hold of one of them vaporizer thingys. But the days like today when I manage to trap a nerve in my back and cant go to work then not rolling a fag become mega hard lol.

Chip shop round the corner from me do a double battered cheese burger! proper heart attack in a bap! just think of a Burger kings XL Bacon Double cheese burger but BATTERED!

Hmmmmm, might take the wife there for our hunny moon.

Mine is an old office chair arm that i found in a skip at work. Cleaned it up painted it and it looks like a proper bracket and cost me fook all

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the French, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story was published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French”. One week later, the Mirror, in the UK, reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Dudley, England, Bert Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely … nothing! Bert has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, The UK had already gone wireless.” Just makes you proud to be British!!!

DONT TALK TO MY PARROT Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you." "But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"

Well done Grave, hope the shipping goes smoothly. O by the way you now need to spin round three times touch you nose and stamp on the floor rapidly for 5 seconds to get rid of the grouch curse

Mine is mounted to the left side of the bike and again ive never been pulled for it. As long as the plate is visible then your be fine

No sorry mate cant help on that one but you might be able to get them anodized?

I love my loud pipes and personally I think cruisers suit loud pipes. Welcome to the noise lol

See again.... If you was in the army you could call the lance jack or corpral and even the sargent (to a point) a twat, wanker etc as long as you said their rank after as it was showing respect and also you had to be willing for the beasting after lol. Dont go civvy mate. It's the BIGGEST bag of twat stained bollocks going. No twat respects you for what you've done for them and your end up living next door to some Jeremy Kyle throw back and paying for there weed and white lighting.

Glad to be of help. Always best to check the cheap things. One because they are cheap and brake easy and two because.......um.......there cheap to replace lol

Just a quicky, if your changing the intake system too then you will def need to re-jet. and im more than possitive you will get pissed off with the drop in performance Here is a video of when i didn't re-jet. You can here the bike loose power with i opened here up right near the end of the video. PS im not fat it was just a very cold day And of course the back fire!!

NitroMorse, wire brush, some wet and dry sand paper (get the variety pack) some etch primer and some paint (you chose the color you want) and a can of lacquer Remove wheels from bike. Pour on Nitromorse to blister the old paint and scrape off with paint stripping tool, and then use wire brush to remove any little bits. NB DO NOT GET NITROMORSE ON YOUR BEARINGS UN LESS YOUR REPLACING THEM Wash with water Spray with etch primer (2-3 coats will do) sand with high grit to smooth the primer out. Spray with your chosen color. (3-4 coats) Sand this down with some wet 1200 grit or higher to get this nice and smooth Spray with lacquer Job done. Needless to say spray in a well ventilated area and leave in a really hot room / shed for the paint to bake on and speed things up.

Don't need balls to confront them mate. If they near on killed you then thats all the motivation you need to give them some education. the more bikers that go and give these guys some "education" maybe they'd start looking out for us and stop being constant sloppy shit on a stick. Or maybe not?

She might be but...........there's a reason my brothers kids call her Auntie depressant

Matte is a good texture of paint the only thing i found was that its not petrol resistant un-less you laqure it thus making it no longer Matte. i loved my Matte black tank till some twat nudged me at the petrol pump and sloshed the stuff over my tank and then wiped it all off. I love black. SOME yammies look good in blue but if every bike manufacture stuck to there only one color rule then it will be a boring old world.

I tried to argue it but he said as i past him laughing he got up set and snapped my ugly mug and gave me the ticket.

So do we not have enough DT owners on here that could help then?