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Thats going up on the wall too Kev! but this one is so far my favorite. Not much flesh on show but enough to envoke a nicker flicker!

Well Yesturday i decided to finish work early as its was sunny and i wanted to go to Screw fix and get some bits to carry on with the bike. Just plodding along the same route i do every day and was over taken by loads of cars on the A303 as i was in no rush to get home. Any ways one of the cars that over takes me soon slows down and as we come off the 303 i get stuck behind him. Soon this became scary! he starts to go over the white line, then jumps back on track, then slides over to the verge and then snaps it back and continues this for a few mins and then starts to drive normal again. But not for long and he nearly takes out another on coming cager. To start with i backed off and left a good 4-5 car lengths between us just so if the shit hit then i could stop in time and help sort the mess out, But then i stopped being a selfish twat, spotted a good place to over take, stuck on my hazzards and stopped him in a lay by to see if he was ok. He was and elderly man in his mid 80's so at first glance as i got out my car i thought shit he maybe falling asleep or even having a heart attack / stroke??? so grabbed my mobile ready for the 999 call. Walked up to the car and he said "im so glad you stopped me, the 4 pints have gone right to my head!" SHOCK HORROR! Now im not sure what you guys would have done but to be truthful i couldn't give a toss if your 18 or 118 i hate drink drivers so i took his keys to prevent him driving off and then called the cops. But this old git was a true gent, i sat in his car with him and had a good proper chat about cars bikes & woman etc (god he was filthy!) haha i told him why i called the police and he said he would have done the same in my shoes but i done it in a nice way and kept him safe (along witht he rest of South somerset) So anyone else done a good deed this week?

Just checked on the tracking info on my new crank and good news!!!! its finally cleared UK customs so "should" have it either tomorrow or Saturday. Best get cracking on painting the rest of the crank cases.

May have to stick that picture of Milla Jovy on my shed wall............................................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And yes.......... she has

I haven't yet, but every bloke i know that rides bikes fit them within a matter of weeks of getting their two wheeler. My Step dad swears by them, all it is is that the rubber ones swell when brakeing, where as the stainless ones stay solid thus giving you more pressure at the piston end. (hope this makes sence im still waking up ha ha)

Christ Stu i couldn't work in that ha ha, i would have to spend a week organising it and cleaning the place................................o an dthat hid a few of them bikes in my shed

Just love it in resident evil when she is just showing the tops of her legs and that's it, such a lovely tease, Hang on just nipping to the loo.

Jammy git!

Yer the left nut sickle is still a tad tender but at least that sickly feeling has gone lol. Well I still have a long way to go. Powder coat, gaskets, etc etc

O how I can't wait to fire old betty up again!!!!!

I'm more than willing to let her do what ever she wants to me! Even if her snatch is the predator!

What sort of back bone has the frame got? double or single? If its got a single back bone then pretty much and tank will fit (the Harley's etc) you will have to make new mounting points but thats nothing a welder cant do. If its a double back bone like the Dragstars etc then it becomes a more harder thing to to. Sadly im not sure what other types are like the RXS

Never heared of a 150cc Draggy but here are the tyre sizes for the 125cc http://www.bits4motorbikes.co.uk/YAMAHA/YAMAHAXVS%281562%29tyres.html

Well what and eventfull night i had last night! Lets set the scene, Im in the shed having a pre mission smoke looking at the task in hand (pulling off the fly wheel) and checking out the puller my mate at work lent me and listening to ACDC on Planet Rock. Dog is asleep on the floor by the desk and oil catch tin still located under the work mate catching the tiniest dregs of oil. So i attach the hydrolic puller thats in the tool box and start winding it up, keep winding, keep winding, keep winding, then i start to think this surely has to go by now!! so standing up, with puller / fly wheel etc now perfectly enlined with my gentlemans sausage i gave the flywheel a little tweek with a near by spanner........ not cool The thing shoots off at lightning speed, smacks me in the nuts, flywheel hits the oil pan sending oil every where, the dog shits its self and bolts out the door, im now on the floor trying to save the remainder of my man hood then the puppy runs in and starts humping my head. Any way after a drink of Strongbow here is how she looks now.

O yes!!!!! Kate Beckinsale nom nom nom And for seconds i shall have Milla Jovovich

Funny enough look what i just found

Sorry Foams, Smarties always top trumps a kebab

Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

Well when my bike was alive i used to push it down the road gear up and then start it up and bugger off with low revs etc as i leave for work at 0600hrs. Best thing to do is what Task said and confront him face to face and tell him to be more considerate otherwise your going to fill his exhaust up with expanding foam right up into the tappets..................job done

If not you could always just stand next to it and keep saying SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! at it? least then the people around you will see you are trying to keep it quiet. But in all truth-ful-nesssssss, your ear natraly quieten loud noises automatically (after 5 or 6 minutes)

The top one is actually a rather sexy R1.................but id still prefer the rat look ha ha. on a side note any one know if the Army surplus stores sell ammo tins?

Ha ha, it made me laught when i was reading through the Challenger 2 service manuel back in Bovvy, such petty things needed the help of the REME things on the lines of this: Fault: indicator light not working Fix: Call out REME Yep, def need to keep a low profile with regards to winning big with money, all my cars would be sleepers like a Nissan Micra dropped onto a Sierra Cosworth turbo chasy but keeping it looking like a Micra etc. best thing in the world keeping up with high ends cars in a clapped out banger. Same goes with bikes, love to have a dirty rat of a bike that will keep up / kick the ass out of top sports bikes. Plus more people tend to look more at rat bikes than the crystal clean bikes that have just rolled out the show room. for example which would you have?

stick your hand over the ends of them???? Or baffles