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Yer i would be too mate, you can see it now, they open the box for there new hub caps and some tie wraps fall out, they hold them in their hands and think...........what are these for??? Or they could have had their tires changed and the mechanics forgot to tie wrap them back on. Either way as you say your still breathing and you know know what its like to hit a hub cap on ya bike.........

Just my 2p but..................................... WHY FIT A SCREEN!? scared of a few bugs in your teeth? the reason most people ride a bike is to munch on a nice fat blue bottle and fell the diesel fuel in your face! if you want a screen buy a cage. But on i nicer note, hand making things is cool and i hope it goes well for you.....................but man up for christ sakes

Well done Tout! where bouts you get the stiffer springs too? With regards to the studs (just my 2p) i remove mine and replace them with stainless steel alen head bolts, making sure they are the same lenth etc as the studs bit of copaslip and the right torque setting jobs and bobby and its a billion times easier to get the front off between the frame etc as you aint gotta come out past the studs before you can pull it out, just pull it out past the cylinder and your free!

Looking at you in that Mankini there aint much to fill you up to start with!!!!

Kinda glad i own i Toyota now Seams like your a little pissed off Jack russle after that one car

Yer get many a free useful thing here, sadly not many V8's tho Cheers, im sort of going for the perfectly imperfect look. Yes granted a nice shiney bike is nice to look at but the ones that look like a bag of shite have more character (as long as it starts and rides )

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Well done Kev, but you should have taken his reg plate and took some revenge at a later date ha ha. Folks on mobile phones grip my turd as it does with everyone else that has a brain between there ears, and hopefully one day the higher archy in the law enforcment jobs pull their fingers out and clamp down even harder of these dopes

Glad your ok dude, when you find the owner of the hub cap you could always be nice and nail gun it to their wheel so as that they dont loose it again

Well i was a busy boy over the weekend playing with my bits. im sure i took more pictures of what i done but for some reason they aint on my photobucket account so i may have drank too much and forgot to up load them. Ive fully stripped the side casings ready to be powder coated in the next week or two then i can wrap the engine up and stick it to one side so i can get started on the frame and other bits and bobs Any ways this is what the engine looks like so far.

Don't worry bud already been doing it, great thing about working in the job I have I get shit loads of thread lock for free as the builders never use a full bottle.

Yer that's the price for YOC members only. With a bit of luck I maybe able to get some soon but it's quite hard to get it as most monkeys don't like having a scraping

It's the stuff under a monkey's forskin, you have to snort it. Its about one billion pound a scraping.

Jesus h muther fooking christ you all have been sniffing too much spunky monkey! Everyone knows that..................um? Lost where I was going with this, got foamys picture in my head again!!!!

Arm wrestle for it!

Na, quite atracted to the nipple. Mmm nom nom nom. Foams still up for sharing a tent?

I hate that cold shiver down the spine. Anyone else seem to play spot the pecker? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

When the fridge door is closed is the light still on?

Well my pricey Gaskets have just been delivered at home so looks like a got something to do this bank holiday! woo hoo. So once the cylinders are on i shall prep the cases ready for powder coat and hopefully will get them sorted in a few weeks and can finish the engine once and for all (with a bit of luck)

If your blind what can you see? And before you say it...................what IS nothing?

If I see that pic of Foamy in that Mankini again im making him President of Mars!

Spongebob for president!!!

Yes i admit it i have made many a mistake driving both the cage and riding the bike, driving the car i had a good verbal bashing by the chap whos car i nearly reveresed into (1st week of driving and was being a cunt) the other one was on my bike and a ran slightly wide on a corner and a power ranger near on went up my ass and he slapped the back of my head, both pulled over and had a few nasty words thrown then we kiss and made up and he kindly gave me a few little tips (which was nice of him) Im not a fair weather biker and NEVER polish my bike. I stand by what ive said and agree with tasky, if you want to kill me then you better make it quick other wise your car lorry van what ever your driving and your face will be kicked punched and pissed on. And yes if and when i fuck up again i will be more than happy for a kicked mirror or door (granted ill be pissed off) but i will be happy to know that they tought me a lesson. If they persist in kicking my car in meaning more than one kick then i wont run them over i shall just stop and help correct their anger issue. And if that makes me a self opinionated prick, then you sir are a know it all been there done that holy grail of a wank stain. i have no time for those who think they know it all and can't be fucked to learn things any more. YES IM ONLY 25 so you can add that to your things to thow in my face but i know that when i get to your age i aint going to be as arragant and twatish as you. Cut me up / try and kill me your mirror is coming off.

I hate coffin tanks thankfully they found the right place for them and finally buried them ha ha. don't get me wrong they look good on the "right" bike and only when the bikes built around that tank do they really look ok, just on the dragstar frame they will look shit. Sporty tanks have been dont loads on the draggy but not seen one on a draggy over this side of the pond.