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Noise

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  1. Merry Christmas guys and gals, been another good year with the yoc. Have a good one.
  2. Gotta agree with the Nitromors, it used to be a white gloop (dare i say.......... like man happy gel) but now they changed it to some sort of green monkey snot that wouldn't even strip the wifes make up off. Old stuff burned like fuck when it got onto your skin but the new stuff is just...........well safe!!
  3. More like the wife at home as she has no sense of adventure and doesn't want to go on the bike so that was my Que to get a solo seat
  4. Just got mine through the post today. Many thanks Lee. And let penny know I'm more that happy to have a good chat with her about insurance
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    X-Factor

    Just like football................................ban the fooking lot, its all fixed, its all bollocks and is only supported by narrow minded morrons that struggle to live off £500 a week benifits (sits back and waits for football supporters to jump in )
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    X-Factor

    Im with you Grouch, the wife watches it and i get her to record it and watch it when im at work or she can watch it when im in the shed.
  7. Well the way i see the Pors / Cons on carbs and Fuel injected are (maybe wrong so take with a bit of salt) Carbs: Pros. They look smart. For example a nice brand new Webber 45 Carb....................SEXY!!!!! Can tune them and get good power gains but only if you know what your doing and can be done in your shed. No lap top is needed to sort them out. Cons: Can get Carb freeze on really cold days. (insert more cons) Fuel injection: Pros. Modern and more efective Great power gains Reliable (most of the time seen a few cages with a number of injectors not working) Cons. Need a lap top and a very billy wizz gizza to tune them up Expensive when go wrong Electrical Look ugly and normally covered in plastic Just my view.
  8. Still not got mine yet but think the posties are having a hard time getting to our door as they not gritted the roads for a day.
  9. Same here but I can hear a slight whine.
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    Adventure time...!

    Tank bag must have been handy by stopping moist crotch. Lol
  11. They where fire ants so where used to the heat ha ha
  12. Well ive not touched the bladdy thing for weeks as im more into my bobber and im toying with the idea of just getting shot of it as its in my way. It needs new forks (£50) plus other bits and bobs so its looks like it will cost me about £150 to get it up and running again. still not found the keys so a new barrel or key needs cutting. Or i could just stick it in storage and see if i can do this with it over the years????????
  13. Gotta be done. :biglaugha: :biglaugha: Tenn for that you must be mad!!
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    Adventure time...!

    Welcome back Bippo, sounds like you had a great time. And glad to see that you had some Whisky too, no road trip is complete with out it
  15. Come on Hans, you got to haggle to get the bowl. (slip in scene from life of Brian!)
  16. Smart arse! Yer i wasn't riding bikes then so dont know what Wemoto and eBay where selling then.
  17. When was that 1901!!!!!!!
  18. Woohoo!!! In your face Tommy ha ha never won a single thing in my life (even if it is for 3rd place ha ha)
  19. Tasky the ones for the 650 on wemoto are only £50 and so are the ones on eBay. Watching a set for months now.
  20. Got Wemoto but cant find the inlet rubbers on there. very good company so if you give them a ring they maybe able to find you some http://www.wemoto.com/bikes/yamaha/xvs_125_dragstar/00-04/
  21. A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentaly dropps some Air rifle BB's from the shelf into the batter. She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake. Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs. The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, ''Mom, mom, I pissed out a beebee!'' She says ''That's okay, son. I accidentaly dropped some beebees into the cake batter. You'll be fine.'' Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' but the mother cuts him off and she says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine.'' Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, ''Mom, mom, I-'' and the mother cuts him off and says, ''I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine.'' But then son says, ''No, no, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  22. Is it definatly from the drive train? and does it sound like this?
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    My Bobber project

    Yer that does look smart mate! May give it a bash and see how it comes out as its only a tenner for a can. Got some toys delivered today and re furbed the front caliper last night. Master cylinder needs painting now. New controls consisting of indicators horn kill switch and lights Brakes before Front wheel with shiney black forks More to do tonight, but it's getting there.
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    Adventure time...!

    I run a very good B&B
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