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Well it's a WW2 Tank game so I would have thought it would be spelt Armour 2 but I've not seen the game so you might be right. See now you list me by saying all them numbers and stuff. All I understood then was the 2gb RAM. Even my tv confuses me and all I know is that it's a 42" plasma

Sizes are: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, FAT BASTARD and Size Kev.

Only thing I personally think it needs is a new shiney exhaust. A nice stumpy one would be the icing on the cake imo.

Im gunna say what everyone at work said about my bike "I liked it better the way it was" Na only joking looks Brilliant!

Hi Chap. (or Chap-et) welcome to the YOC, this bit is to introduce your self and let us know a bit about your self (just so we get to know you) with regards to your question / problem its best you post that sort of thing in the "Work Shop" sectionj of the forum as it will get noticed better there and will get more / better replies.

Im happy with Blue and White.

I gotta say, that bike sounds horny! But i agree with fil77. i watched some of his other videos and he is a complete knob, undertakes everyone and near on runs over pedestrians.

Scratch and sniff porno's, Christ i find it hard to just scratch and sniff the wife!

I hear that Armour 2 on the PC is quite good but eats up tons of graphics and ram

Im supprised you aint got your helmet on, almost see what your mug looks like. O and tell the wife to stop farting on your pillow.

Welcome to the YOC, Yup speed isn't better than sex so i wouldn't worry about holding others up, just dont ride in the gutter! gives the dicks in cages permission to over take when ever they want no matter if there wing mirror is jammed up your spine

Cheers guys, im not really a computer guy (games consoles, PC's mobiles etc) they just don't seam to wanna work for me, Any ways, i rang up Xbox customer service and wasn't put on hold at all and spoke to a really nice welsh bloke but he couldn't help me out as i had to contact Rockstar who is the maker of this game. And they are in America. And yes i was put on hold. So now they have had the price of the game, the money for playing the game that they took and now £XXX out of my for the phone call. Any ways the nice lady on the phone who sounded rather fit has now sent me an E-mail of what to do next, only drama is that i cant rememebr the password to that account All in all they where both very helpful and hopefully i'll get my money back.

Yep its got my vote.

Better be or you aint cumming in my tent

Just over by Bucklers mead school.

You can normally get the same brand inner as your tyre.

Cheers Lassy, yer i'll try and get hold of them to sort both problems out but i will tell them that im flogging there Xobox and buying a Super Nintendo with Donkey kong

Now that the bike has no oil in it id now remove the starter motor from the bike like so: Remove cable from the starter motor undo the two bolts holding it in slowly pull and winggle starter motor out the case You can now check to see if its the teeth on the motor that are fooked. If the teeth are ok then next get two bits of wire and your battery: Connect one cable to the + on the battery Connect the other wire to the - on the battery Connect the - to the body of the starter motor TOUCH (do not hold it on) the + wire to the bolt comming out of the motor where the cable you removed at Part 1 of the removal stage. The motor should spin up, if it don't spin but makes a noise then the starter motor is fooked. If the Starter spins next thing to do is; Get a torch turn on torch shin the torch in the hole where the starter motor was you should see the fly wheel check the teeth on the fly wheel if they are ok then more investigating is needed if the teeth are fooked say the following Fuck Bollocks cunting wank prick i want my mum Wife! i need a cuppa Why did i buy this heap of shit Wonder how much i can get for scrap? Where is my hammer I know i'll try and fix it O shit im well over my head with this (said during re-build) Wife, where is the phone book for the local bike mechanic? Good luck and i really do hope that its just the starter motor thats packed up

Im Going for the same number plate bracket as i used to have which you can see on page 4 post number 97, keeps the bike looking nice a narrow and just mounts on using the axle. looked really nice but after the wife reversed her car into it it just couldn't hold on any more during the ride down the M27, ripped the wiring out for the number plate light, tripped the fuse which took out all my lights and the whole braket flicked up and smacked me in the back of the head and bounced into the ditch. thanks babes Squires is still a maybe as gotta see if the wife can get the weekend off work to look after our little girl but if i am going then if i get a one man tent it'll go in the front mudgaurd, or if i can dig out my old army issue bivvy that will go in my patrol sack. but im also happy to bed down with Kevvy bear im sure his T-shirt will accomodate me as well and his nipple windows will allow me to breathe at night ha ha

Not bad but can't help but say your gunna fuck that bike up soon. You just fired her up, ... Thrashed the fuck out of her for a matter of a few seconds then turned her off. So I'm only guessing here but you didn't warm it up and had cold thick oil trying to lubricate fast moving metal? Hmmm New piston rings anyone? Fast tho I'd give you that.

Nope no Gel just a bit of soft (ish) foam, think the leather is thicker than the foam IIRC i done my L3 L4 discs, o yer and took the natural curve out of the lumber so i have more pressure on all the discs but its more the nerve thing that gets me and is degrading when you can't walk properly nor dress / wash your self nor take a shit and wipe your own ass. But hey ho no point bitching about it, there is always tomorrow

Hi Terry, 3 fails im sure you have 4th in you, just relax but not too much as at 53 im sure some bits are already relaxed too much ha ha As for those pipes yes they will pass an MOT as long as they are not stupidly loud, my bike is about 94-96db and she passed the MOT, Legal wise as long as they dont say "Not for road use" they are legal and will pass an MOT, there are laws for vehicle noise (think 100db is the limit) but its all down the the police officers discretion if to do you or not. If your at the lights revving the bollocks off it then your gunna get pulled, but your less likley to be pulled if your just plodding along at 20 in a 20 zone And yes the carbs will need to be rejetted, very easy to do if you can get the bastard screw out of the float bowls without rounding the heads off.

Sorry guys and gals bit of a rant this one but it gripped my shit good and proper last night. Im not what you would call a big "gamer" and to be fair i could live with out a games console very well and live a happier life, i probably play my Xbox for about 2hrs a week if that. Now im sure you have heard about this game Grand theft Auto 5? that massive hit and big seller, well this is what i've been playing every now and then and is what my rant is about. this game cost £45 brand new which is the normal cost of a new game so i didn't mind paying that as i wanted the game, BUT once your in the game and are playing on line you then have to fork out another £40 just to have some in game money to play it! and once your oout of money but wish to continue to play the game yet another £40 and so on and so on. Back when the game came out folks where hacking the game and getting free money which Microsoft didn't like as they where dipping out on a shit load of cash, so they removed all that fake money from everyone and banded all those handing out fake money. Now here is my gripe, i purchased this in game money with my own very real money, which game me £3.5m i logged in last night to play and i still had over £1.5m last time i logged off, but last night i seen that i only had £7000?? the wankers at Mircosoft had removed all of my genuinly bought money Tried to contact Microsoft but i couldn't rememeber my password to the e-mail address this account is set up to so had to fill in a form, to which comes back sayng that the information provided is incorrect INCLUDING my name!? So these twats are cashing in on you buying a game, paying them to go on line, buying stupid in game money and then taking away this in game money for no reason which in my eyes is theft. So im getting shot of this heap of shit and will continue to try and get hold of these conts to get my money back.

Cheers guys, thought I'd get more of a ripping than all good comments ha ha. I too have a fucked back, two slipped discs and every now and then trap my syatic nerve but that's not stopping me having fun Sold all the old crap to pay for bits as I went along.

Welcome Cooky, Weather is picking up so best get a shifty on getting it back on the road (he says )