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It's good here, innit 8-[

Oh crap we're in the Matrix again.

Let the buggers bid for the items :?

:hi There's nowt wrong wi Divvys, been ridin one mesel for 3 years get yersel a direct acess jobby, TT motorcycle trainin advertise in the wear valley advertiser,365 quid includes ,cbt theory training and test. LIsten ter wot the man tell you an you'll fly through it :wink: .

Tell yer wot, it would'nt be pretty,,,,I'm 6foot three and seventeen an a half stone, Think the plod might have me sectioned?

Red G string,braces, doc martens an a german steel hat....... :wink:

Pull all the lads an lasses out an let the eye rackies sort themselves out. :!:

Very good

Wey it's not like we mek munitions or owt like that,but we do mek armour and tank tracks. Any road ,the new gate house is probly to keep us lot in the factory rather than keep folk out. we have been known to clock off early and bugger off home. :yes

The place i work at has been told to build a bomb proof gatehouse, by the M.O.D,as well as introduce thumb print and swipe card entruy points. Do you think there is summat they're not tellin us? :?

Deffo a government attempt to say they beat the damn pinkoes to the moon. Any road up,, is'nt it time we started terraforming the bloody place, so we can fuck that up as well. Start diggin BIG holes looking fer Morlocks an wot have you. SEE. I TOLD YOU NIGHT SHIFT DOES ME FECKIN HEAD IN, STARTING TO LOSE THE PLOT AGAIN. GONNA GO , ANYONE SEEN ME CAMEL? :shock:

Watched a program the otherday about weather or not the moon landins were real ,or faked. I'm beginnin to think it was a set up, when i watch them on the moon i noticed that the dust flung up by the lunar rover falls straight back down, lioke sand on a beach, surely the dust would fly off into the atmosphere, seein as there's no gravity like?. IF I TOLD YOU I WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? :shock:

Welcome Alan,You'll find this is a top site ,lot o canny folk. An a few nutters,

DUHHH..... ](*,)

This has just gotta be a wind up,,,,, Nobody is daft enough to get a busa or an R1 a their first bike. And if you come a cropper on the Play station you don't end up as a damp patch on the front of a Scania I agree wi N Tart, get a fify or mini moto , summat like that. :roll:

Seriously tho folks, it really can't be good for you at all, can it? I mean ,,Iget heart burn ,head aches when i get up at 4 in the afternoon,and seem to get more stressed than usual. Still, at least it's only every other week, some of the lads have done it solid for years,they reckon yopu do get used to it. :?

What's a PM? and why are you talking in a foreign language? My mate's sister is called Chips an peas.... cause she goe's wi anything. She thiks I'm a

Once started me 900 Divvy up wi out the silencers.i think it must have damaged me hearin, cos if the wife starts talkin about the decoratin or shoppin i can't hear her, but strangely enough my hearing is perfect if she asks if i need another case of carling or some baccy, SPOOKY OR WOT? :wink:

Just finished the night shift this morning, and was wonderin if any of you lot work nights,do you get cranky and tell everyone to fuck off, even if they only want to know the time ,or is it just me? I'm not the most even tempered person at the best of times but . FUCKIN HATE NIGHT SHIFT. :shock:

Must have been a really crappy weather when that photo was took up at Hartside, cos on a sunny day the car park is bustin wi bikes. Car park backwards is krap rac, sounds like a German toilet... Oh and welcome rob... :bag

Well done that man........

Thanks fer the advice. If Waxoil is rubbiish I'll go an get mesel some of that acf 50, I take it that it is in an aerosol form.

Me mate has just bought KTM 640 LC and he had it covered in this gold coloured waxy crap that evidently protects it through the winter, any of you lot know what it is an where i can get some, cos the shop he got the bike at, M&S up westgate road in Newcastle, would'nt tell him what it is. Lasts all winter then wash it off with a warm power washer in the spring. :?

I must admit ,I do like the destructive power of a large caliber weapon,,,,,or a small one come to that. If only the buggers would let me emigrate to the states. I WANT THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AS WELL . and no I don't mean that I want to wear a vest.

Aye ,I've been away for a while ,but am back now and ready for the winter. Must remember to wassh the road salt off the bike a bit more often this winter,cos I've had to get a new collecter for the Divvy cos of last years salt.£130 plus£45 for the sealing rings.