You only rolled your eyes? wow you are used to this, I am used to gettting a " you are a total moron " look
I know it's not a nutsplitter, no idea what you really call it it's just one of those plier things the kind you can really clamp down hard and it stays in place. ( not his favourite tool to bring me ...lol )
and yes you do have the crashbars right I wanted to make mine look nice and shiny again, but can't find them so I guess have to have new ones made.