liquidcooled

what the hell have i done now? i have never said you were talking 'girly drivel'. hope you get over this soon as i cant be arsed with it. i have plenty other things going on in my life, i dont need you and your attitude sniping about me every min of the day, i'm open to having a laugh and getting the piss taken but dont start all this kind of shit. kindly chill,leave me out of whatever's upset you or piss off(to put it bluntly) dont come on here thinking you know how and who i am from a few piss taking light hearted jokes. end to a perfect fucking day this is :roll:

i know, dont mean any harm, i'm just messing with ya, sorry :oops:

bite!!

better to be a dork and cool, than a dork and uncool boyo 8)

i was kidding, do you know what that means or has the pentup sexual frustration fried your mind!!! :roll:

nah it aint TOO bad yammie, good chains/sprockets arent cheap. i do all my own servicing on the bikes as there arent any dealers within 50 miles of here :shock: do you think you'll do much work with yours? could be worth you going on one of these motorcycle maintenance courses. it's nice to be able to do these things and will save you money 8)

unmutual behave or you will be banned :twisted: :roll: no more talk of your squint old member :shock: you'll be telling us you got your knee down next or judjing by the condition of your under carriage, your testicle :shock: :twisted:

yeah mine does that scott, very pleased with it

flirt!! 8)

nice bike rich 8) that's a real big brute of a bike that is :twisted: :wink:

nice to hear someone else likes it 8) :wink:

yep, gotta be black 8)

never had a 1 piece, so cant comment on that. always 2 piece for me, far more convenient, looks fine(and after all, we aint on a catwalk ya know 8) ) easy to get your pecker out incase you need a piss or a nun walks by, good in summer etc. i say 2 piece first, then maybe after a while try out a 1 piece. just dont buy your 2 piece from a fenchy, he'll direct you to the toilet gettit 'i want 2 piece'.....i'll get me coat :roll:

other way round i think mate 8) :wink:

another thing to take into consideration john is seat width, a wide seat can splay the legs out a bit making it harder to reach the ground, best to just go to a dealer and ask for a seat on some of the bikes 8)

very cute 8) your r6 looks stunning btw, really good pics!!! :wink:

evil :twisted:

you're an agravating bastard aren't you pete :twisted: 8)

pmsl aye and that's you stood on my shoulders

what's the worst injury you've ever had? never really had a biggie(touch wood). getting staples all across the bottom of my chin was pretty sore, that happened whilst riding my bmx at 15 with a bottle of cider in me the blood stain could still be seen on the pavement months later. getting my nose broke was pretty sore :roll: never broke legs or arms though. broke a few bones in my hand mountainbiking. oh yeah and chipped a bit of bone off me thumb with a hammer when building a fence last year :roll: what about you lot? anything serious or just the normal stuff?

pmsl

that reminds me, must throw that tin of SPAM out kidding mate :wink:

thieving bastards will stop at nothing :evil:

i'll take a pint of belhaven best mate(tight fisted scottish sods like me never decline a free pint ) welcome to the forum, cool bike btw. what model tzr is it? parallel, reverse cyl or v?

come on, post some pics 8)