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YamaHead

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  1. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss
    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
  2. YamaHead replied to CrissyUK's post in a topic in The Bar
    I knew that name looked familiar!
  3. YamaHead replied to stillArookie's post in a topic in Naked
    Welcome to the Forum Still Seca's are cool!.....Used to ride an '81 550 for almost 13 years.......Great Bike Maybe have a look........HERE! You can order a catalog from them for FREE .......all kinds of goodies they have
  4. YamaHead replied to fredjee's post in a topic in The Bar
    Absolutely stunning bike Fred! I love how you incorporated the eagle's head into the speed blocks & the TZR swingarm looks like it belongs there! Betcha Keith is wishing he still had it now?
  5. YamaHead replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in The Bar
    What a Kick in the Pants it would be to ride! Can you imagine doing a Smoke-Show on that beast?
  6. YamaHead replied to Boozehound's post in a topic in The Bar
    I know that feeling oh too well Booze It's been 3 months since I had a blast on my XT ......@ least I've pin-pointed the prob.......now it's just getting the cash up for the new part
  7. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    .....is My kind of Monkey Bike! Powered by a TZR125 lump! Have a look..........HERE!
  8. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    .....a Kick in the Pants to drive! ..... 90+hp....2-stroke 250 GP motors....good for a 140mph.....they run lap-times as fast as World SuperBikes do when they race @ Laguna. Not only did Eddie Lawson get inducted into the MotoGP Hall of Fame this last weekend .......he also took 3rd in the SuperKart race I heard he had steering probs in the 1st stages of the race ...or else he mighta won the thing!
  9. YamaHead replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in The Bar
    Guess it really doesn't have to be.........spend more time hanging off it
  10. YamaHead replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in The Bar
    It'd look pretty good on.....say even a YZF-750......eh, Alex?
  11. YamaHead replied to TechSmurf's post in a topic in Naked
    Not that it's much difference......but there's also the FJ600 (more common in the US ), but as said previously.......you'll have to use the 30mm carbs from the FZ, 'cause the 32mm carbs on an FJ won't fit between the frame rails on the FZ
  12. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    ......But I think this Anniversary Edition paint scheme that'll be used this weekend @ Laguna, should be a permanent thing!
  13. YamaHead replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in The Bar
    Having another look......that thing must sound Awesome with a Zorst set-up like that!
  14. YamaHead replied to Bob22's post in a topic in The Bar
    Oury makes a nice pair of sticky grips that absorb vibes well, that I've used in the past on my XJ's & my RD also........another possible vibe relief would be a good pair of weighted bar-ends........got those on the RD as well & gotta say, they do the trick
  15. Good to see ya around Andy! & What more fitting a subject to post on than a Divvy thread How's your's holding up BTW?
  16. Congrats Twisted! With more experience, the speed thing will come around......85-90mph is plenty right now
  17. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    I would think it would require a BIG set of Balls to hang onto this Beast, that I just ran across on Ebay .......HERE!
  18. YamaHead replied to gavin's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    Gavin...... That is such a Cool project! Being as light as it is, I bet that beast goes like a Raped Ape when it's on the pipe! Nice Work!
  19. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    Just ran across this cool Australian import up for bid on Ebay Rare HWY legal IT490 ..... What a perfect ride this would be for some Hooliganism
  20. YamaHead replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in The Bar
    Oh I remember those days.......back when my Insurance started to finally go down in price! Won't be too long now Alex.........it's all downhill from here & you'll be farting dust before you know it!
  21. YamaHead replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in Naked
    Great to see Edwards back on the box again!
  22. YamaHead posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    Just wanted to take a moment to wish our elustrious Site Administrator...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Alex Have a good one M8
  23. YamaHead replied to Drew's post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    Judging by the graphics & the Twin-Shock swingarm, I'd say it's a 75-77 vintage? I bet Haynes makes a manual for this bike......but you might have to order it. Try a Google search for Haynes Shop Manuals
  24. YamaHead replied to UKRob's post in a topic in Dual Sport, Offroad Bikes
    to the Forum UKRob Not exactly sure where you can get spares for your DT?.......Cool bike BTW......used to have a 125 myself For a bit of DualSport chat, have a look..........HERE! The guy who runs the place is from Wales & is familiar with DT's
  25. YamaHead replied to Divvy_Rider's post in a topic in The Bar
    Cool track! I'd love to have a go around that place on my RD!