A woman takes her dress to the dry cleaners for the weekend. The man in the launderette doesn't quite catch what she said and says 'come again'. The lady blushes and says 'No, it's yoghurt this time'. I walked in to the pub with my girlfriend last night and everybody started shouting "Paedo, paedo, paedo", I said "that's not fair, just because I'm 60 and my girlfriend is 20" .... it really spoiled our 10th anniversary