Tonto and the Loan-Ranger are on horse-back, crossing the outback plains,
As they are going along they can see nothing for miles only a few trees,
Then out of the blue, Tonto stops, So then does the Loan-Ranger,
"Whats up", says the Loan-Ranger,
Tonto just says "sushhhhhh, be quiet",
A few minuets go by, then suddenly Tonto jumps down from his horse, drops to his hands and knees, puts his ear down to the ground and starts to listen,
"Buffalo Cum", he says,
The Loan-Ranger looks arround but cant see any buffalo anywhere, "how the hell do you know that" he says,
Tonto rises from his knees, puts his hand against his face and says,
"Face Sticky".