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TWO BLONDE GENIES A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A bitch WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR. THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSEMANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE. SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS. THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD. AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES. ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO. I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN IS BEYOND ME.'

Welcome to the nut house Rob fleebay is usually good for FJ1200 parts. ps. keep a close eye on your bike or our member WildFoamy will be away with it on ya. He's mad ta get a FJ1200 Eh Foamy ! ??

Welcome Japfan Squires this year ?

I agree, Your posts are all-over the place, its really hard to understand what your on about, Start at the start,,,,,,,, tell us what the bike was like when you got it. what you have done to it. and what it is doing now. In detail,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,eg kicking over does not mean idling. Sounds like carb trouble,,,,,,,,,,,,,put the carb back to factory settings after a good clean and inspection and work from there. There are lots of little things that upset the running so try and tell us what is happening !

Aye, Jason Like you, my U bend is getting a really hard time lately,,,,,,,,if i dont get it cleaned and painted soon,,,,,,,,,,,god dam it, it'll be more money

:angry: :angry: The people that come up with these things,,,,,,,,they should be draged along the tarmac. There the nob heads that would love to put us bikers off the road ! And try to make money doing it. It only takes one Gobshite in the RSA, (to listen to these people saying that we cant drive on our own), and next thing they'll be saying bikes are dangerous and should be baned. We bikers should get togeather and make out loads of reports stating that bike riders are far better drivers that cage drivers. The first thing that should go into these reports is,,,,,,,,,, Bike riders are far more aware of what is happening on the roads than cage drivers.

KirriePete That is Indeed a nice lookin bike !

Jeees Dave, I didnt even know ya sold the TDR and baught a MZ.

Faitle: to the YOC, Ian The Scotts are geatherin in numbers,,,,,,,,eh Good luck with your test and happy ridin

Aye,,,Letterkenny is only an hour away from me. The wee Island is where im from,,,,,but i live in Ballybofey.

Howya Alan,, ya got a link to this Irish Yam distributor direct ? Cheers if ya have sir !

Down = Hell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,your gonna drive like a mad man Up = Heavin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you have burnt all your fuel Middle = Earth,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no money to fill up tank

Circuit Diagrams = :unsure: Schematics = :blink: This is a bike forum = Not electrical Science or Maths class = Unless your a driving instructer you dont need gear indicator's,,,,,listen to your engine,,,starts to rev high change up,,slowing down,,brake an change down = Simples =

Just clearing things up here,,,,,,,,,,,,I take it the bike will turn-over,,,,,,,,,Yes ?

Now thats what im talkin about,,,,,,,,fair play to ya !

Thats not bad for OEM parts,,,,,,,,,,and at least it will last.

Failte: Karen, to the YOC Its good that you have seen the light and are getting back inta da bikes Give her the TLC she needs and enjoy a summer of fun !

Aye, and dont be putting our insurance up, by doing that sort of shit !!! EDIT: Best of luck with the test Jordan, keep cool on test day and ride as ya have been practicing.

Very well done there Tommy, Ya should of taken pic's at the start and let us follow it stage by stage on here.

Jeepers,,,thats a mad lookin yoke,,,,,,,,,,,,,there'd be no clutch left in the bike after 10 miles

Volunteer at your local animal shelter or at the zoo,,,,,,,tis great crack,,,,,,you might get to feed the liones,,,,,fight/play with the monkeys ect,

Geather up whatever documents they sent you and use them to light 2moro's fire to keep your toes warm. You get nothing for free !

Failte: Greg to the YOC You have an aful lot of work to do on that we engine !

It will never feel as free as it does when it is in neutral . Just open the oil drain and let a little out till your near the propper level,,,,,,,,a short spin wont harm it,,,,,,,but dont leave it overfull long as it puts pressure on all your seals. Make sure you bleed the oil pump fully before you put any high revs on the engine.

I see what you mean,,,,,,,,sharing a shed is NO good at all,,,,,,,your bike bits and pieces would get lost by others messing arround........ There's no qure to your probs,,,,,,,,you might as well tare into the whiskey and think what if thaughts