mozzy

cheeky cunt

shut up shakin stevens

pete you sad sad sad lonley old man you can never own a beemer after taking the piss outta of lc's suzuki seriously though mate nice machine

they must have used loc tite

prtr what have i told you about tryink to kill all these pakkis

hes a wanker hes a wanker hes a wank wank wank wank wanker bit of ivor biggun there modified slightly

nob jockey

you never cease to raise a smile. you fooking homo dick ed cock sucking big headed wankstain prick sucking spunk buule guzzler

fuck me hell must have frozen over ive seen more life in a cemetry come on guys whats going on i finally get computer up and running again and you have all boycotted the site

dont rub it in pete. does that mean now you live in spain that i can get cheap holidays and stay in your garage overnight thought not you evil git

ahh yeah but it was a wnid up because that was not the real eddieirish it was a wind up scam between me and a few others on here know about it although i never knew that at first but it raised everyones spirits a bit i just realised who you are lol the guy in portishead. im up ther most nights at co-op on wyndham away when the alarms go off

i did but climbed back up cause the thought of not speaking to you again was fooking killing me who are you

i love this winter weather i get ratty when its to hot. thats the reason many of you pointed out that i had a dtr all winter then got a car in the summer

when did he move to spain then he never said the old bugger. does he still come on here much then. nice bike there bitch i mean lc im still driving the fiesta i gave the dragster to my stepdad i could not stand the constant whine from the auto. the fiesta is a 1995 pooey 1.8 diesel but fuck its reliable and gives me about 55mpg so im happyish with it for the time being but still wanting another bike......right after i get me a 1600e orion sad i know but they are as addictive as a 2 wheeler. anyway im still doing mobile security for group4securicor and hating all the trainees i keep getting lumbered with they are all in there 50s-60s and basically useless and braindead but its worth doing for the excellent wage im getting at the moment see you all soon dont miss me to much

hello people i have not forgot you just very busy working seven days trying to subsidise stacey who decided she would quit her job 6 weeks ago. fucking women. hows my mate pete i have not heard from him for a long time. and how is everyone else......

thats what he gets for wanking on a race track

nothing wrong with that. just remember if you go out after roads been gritted to clean thouroughly cause salt in grit ruins them and the rust sets in over night

the word virgin and do it on line just dont seem right together

mine never went purple are you sure your engine is not running to hot

i used to have that problem with my CARP when i went fishing

i think im going to benidorm but stacey organised it all so im not 100 % sure whats happening i just no im going next saturday and it cost me a bloody fortune but to be quite honest with you i really cant be arsed to go but i have not got much choice

meet at fowlers sometime if you want pete. im off to spain on the 8/10/05 so better hurry. if i got enough spare change i will buy you a coffee and before you start alan fuck off

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play. 2. Pitches vary from the well grassed to the completely bald. 3. Remember, it is possible to score at both ends. 4. Tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner. 5. Be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground. 6. Only some grounds offer five a side facilities. 7. Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previously visited. 8. Extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings. 9. If the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner. 10. When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back. 11. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles. 12. Always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnel to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground. 13. Personal morals may be compromised by local derbies. 14. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches. 15. From time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent goalie. 16. Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy. 17. French grounds are frequently very nice too look at, however there can be sometimes an awful smell from the terraces which don't get hosed down as often as they should. 18. Very few grounds are found with executive boxes. 19. Be wary of grounds with room for coaches. 20. Always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two evenings a week. 21. Pitches with a waterlogged end, can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if u upset the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead. 22. Players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf. 23. Lastly, always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player.

try wanking on a saturday then

fuck off you jock strap you said it pete you really have got some cock sucking twat heads on there