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  1. no offence here pete when i got to work yesterday the welsh guys came in shouting portugal portugal and started teling us how shite are team is and that our country is a shit hole so i had the mouthiest one by the throught against and just had a go at him then his workmates were sat in the van still aving a go so ne and the guys went over to them and wth no violence involved all i said was " I DINDT SEE WALES IN EURO 2004 SO WHO IS THE SHITE TEAM REALLY AND IF OUR COUNTRY IS A SHITHOLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" he replied the wages are better over here " AND I NREPLIED WALES NO THE MOTTO THEN PAY PEANUTS GET MONKEYS. AND WHATS MORE ARE MONEY IS BETTER THAN YOURS " that shut the fuckers up they were nice to me all day then. it is tru though if the welsh hate us so much why do they move here or drive over the bridge each day to earn english money and abuse about things they couldnt acheive
  2. mozzy replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in The Bar
    its ok mate just dont do it again or otherwise we will pin u down pull down your trousers and let alan spank your behind til its red raw and then we pour vinagar on it to make you scream. obviously we want to meet you first though just to make sure you aint bigger than me ok ignore all that it was a lie sorry alan mate i knew you was lookin forward to that
  3. just face it skyline beckham is now past it he cant kick a ball to well nowadays that penalty wasnt just a fluke i would have understood it if he done it once but thats th last 3 shots he has taken for england have gone over ROONEY is the daddy now he does what most of the england team do on his fekin own but like i said beckham didnt hardly smile once through the whole match so maybe he was being bullied into a fix. and that christiano ronaldo i would fucking love to kick the shit out of that jumped up wanker that annoyed me everytime he fouled an england player he got up laughed and walked away and i also hate pretty boys who stick their noses up at the real people Arrrmen
  4. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    my view is a vase with some funny looking green stalks in it a sky digibox an elephant ornament a portable phone some speakers and my pc monitor
  5. mozzy replied to davidstoncold's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    yz plastics dont fit the rs we tried putting them on mine but no joy
  6. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    we do well lets say carron does she is a registered puppy business and is fully qualified when it comes to delivery til 8 weeks when they go etc etc i sit in the living room when she delivers cause i have a very week stomach
  7. mozzy replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in The Bar
    you wanna watch what you say you chopsey little shit some people might take that the wrong way that is a fucking disgusting thing to call someone especially when you dont know them think before you say things
  8. mozzy replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in The Bar
    i take it you lot dont get out much 14 year old girls are the worst now a days when im on the back gate in work we always get the schoolgirls walking past now this lot are 13 or 14 they walk past with a fag in there gob whistling at me and asking me if i want ablower i bloody hate it and ive lost coof how many times ive hears "MY FREIND WANTS TO GO OUT WITH YOU" all i usually say is come back when you have grown some pubes but na i dont do younguns
  9. and that goal thatsol campbell headed man that should have been allowed i reckon it was a fix
  10. mozzy replied to liquidcooled's post in a topic in General
    whats the pm mozzy bit about
  11. mozzy replied to JohnR6's post in a topic in The Bar
    yammie yes i wear a uniform and i have a van full of porn ask any of the guys who know me properley.... i got to do a site for bristol city council an saturday night at a v large perk called blaixe castle which is great for kids during the day but at night believe it or ot its the local doggers spot i cant wait to catch them shagging and then embarrasing them totally and kicking them out this is one of the perks of security
  12. mozzy replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in The Bar
    when the hair is long and ready for cutting 14 yo girls are ready for fucking.... not quite my cuppa tea though i like older ladies :wink: :wink: @yammie
  13. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    we have just got a new puppy its a rare pure white german sheppard called brandy.... and we have a litter due in 8 weeks so if anyone wants a preofessionly bred sheppard then let me know
  14. mozzy replied to yammie girl's post in a topic in The Bar
    i know its thursday mate but what more can i say apart from oh shite i4got..... :shock: so here goes happy birthday to you you smell like a poo hapyy birthday to alex and you look like one to hope she gave you a good birthday seeing to last night mate :twisted: :wink:
  15. mozzy replied to axl's post in a topic in The Bar
    on saturday shall a load of us go and bombard the suziki forum with posts :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  16. mozzy replied to JohnR6's post in a topic in The Bar
    im a security guard who is always skint
  17. mozzy replied to dtmaster's post in a topic in Naked
    pre 91 unrestricted will let your bike rev higher
  18. mozzy replied to Alex's post in a topic in The Bar
    when you typed "bodyshop" into the search bar alex was this what you expected :twisted:
  19. mozzy replied to JohnR6's post in a topic in The Bar
    just do what i do get 2 german sheppards and an alarm on the bike and a chain
  20. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    fair play mate god i could have argued with him for ever hehehehehe
  21. mozzy replied to dtmaster's post in a topic in Naked
    ross what year is your bike again
  22. mozzy replied to Beezkneez's post in a topic in The Bar
    hehehehehehe i dont even need to say what im thinking :twisted:
  23. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    saturday or sunday only mate
  24. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    about 2 mins away st george is a mixed area blacks and whites where as easton is mainly blacks they have secluded there selves there oh and st pauls
  25. mozzy replied to Alex's post in a topic in General
    nope golden virginia i am 100% anti drugs