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  1. a englishman a irishman and a scottishman are all in a pub all 3 of them order a pint of guiness each they put there drinks on the bar when all of a sudden 3 flies land in each of there drinks so the englishman pushes his pint away in disgust, the scottisman just fished the fly out and carried on drinking, and the irish man fishes the fly out of his pint holds the fly upside down over the pint and starts shouting SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD FUCKING SPIT IT OUT. i found this one quite funny
  2. mozzy replied to N_Tart's post in a topic in The Bar
    my condolences to you and your freinds family and freinds
  3. mozzy replied to paul's post in a topic in The Bar
    i didnt nee dto be here because i have been a member on this forum 7 months about as long ago as you started puberty and you dont here me complaining and if i do have a complaint i would pm alan or alex or bazza or scott so dont come here telling us you dont like the colouring because to be quite frank with you ..... WE DONT WANT TO HERE IT you are like bloody dot cotton no2 when the mods want your opinion they will do a poll etc and ask for it :evil:
  4. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    come on alan ,bazza,pete etc etc get posting we want up to date pics nothing weird like but i just like to know who i am talking to well ive seen s pic of alan before but we all want up to date ones.............and yammiegirl,r1caz,ntart we would all appreciate topless pics if possible thank you
  5. mozzy replied to paul's post in a topic in The Bar
  6. Wheres my badger
  7. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tit wank, i think im in love :twisted:
  8. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    nice radiator
  9. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    i like the grey jitters
  10. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    ok right. good hair :shock:
  11. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    thanks the puppy is quite cute two :wink:
  12. mozzy posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    for those of you who dont look in he gallery veryoften heres a new post ive started http://www.yamahaclub.com/forum/viewforum....cd665e8afb664b9
  13. mozzy posted a post in a topic in Yamaha Gallery
    just thought we should post fresh pics of our selves and our pets cause im an animal lover this is tia my 2 yo german sheppard she is pregnant now. she is a bloody maniac http://groups.msn.com/yammydtr125/shoebox....hoto&PhotoID=46 this is pepsi my 5 yo old german sheppard she is a bg softie but hates intruders http://groups.msn.com/yammydtr125/shoebox....hoto&PhotoID=47 this is chrystal she is 5 weeks old we picked her up last night she is a rare pure white german sheppard http://groups.msn.com/yammydtr125/shoebox....hoto&PhotoID=49 and this is me about an hur after i got up today http://groups.msn.com/yammydtr125/shoebox....hoto&PhotoID=48
  14. mozzy replied to R1JAN's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    super stud..... dont like to much hair down in the old fanny department i hate having curly wurlys stuck between my teeth it also costs alot going to the dentist for a hair cut
  15. mozzy replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    spunk bubble :shock: :?:
  16. mozzy replied to N_Tart's post in a topic in General
    i heard you have got short arms and long pockets :shock:
  17. mozzy replied to XT Alan's post in a topic in General
    ive always fancied trying a chinky they probably got very tight flanges :wink:
  18. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    im 19 so less of the oldies you cheeky bugger........ i was flattered because he interviewed 27 people and still chose me then today in work the site foreman said if i stayed he would employ me directly to costains and i decide the wage i want within reason but i am sick and fed up with the place so im going for the new job.......
  19. mozzy replied to YamaHead's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    you is a batty boi
  20. mozzy replied to R1JAN's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    would you pete (shag it i mean) soz i mean her :wink:
  21. mozzy replied to XT Alan's post in a topic in General
    fancy a shag
  22. mozzy replied to N_Tart's post in a topic in General
    now now lc ...... the best and most reliable bike i have owned ok i know its not as stylishor as fast as my dt125rs but it was so pratical til i fucked that push rod up but i got to admit i liked my old 89 model honda cg 125 it started first kick every day with out fail had a non existent time of 0-60 but got to me work and back
  23. mozzy replied to liquidcooled's post in a topic in The Bar
    cngratulations mate i remember when my neice was born i was in assembly in school and the hd teache announced it across the whole school bloddy embarassing. i learned to ride on one of those little yam peewee 50 (pw50)
  24. mozzy replied to funky's post in a topic in Naked
    hiya funky and welcome to the forum mate to get a dep exhaust call ard motocross which are advertised in back of bike mags they do the dep system for £130 which is the cheapest i found then once you got that get a 240 jet in that carb to prevent melting the piston k and n is just something you can get anywhere good luck
  25. mozzy replied to N_Tart's post in a topic in General
    sorry did you say something baz.............. im not explaning myself again ok i will then i replaced the head gasket dropped the exhaust pushrod into sump spent hours fishing it out and slightly bent it in the process which obviously didnt close the exhaust clompletley letting flames fly straight the exhaust system making my slow 50 mph honda a fire breathing bitch so i sold it to a drug dealer for £300 and since then i heard a loud bang every now and then it is him flying down my road like a twat and going from 5th to 4th and it bangs in one way it was great in another way i like all my stuff to work properley