mozzy

OK LOL MY MOTHER HAS JUST TOLD ME SHE COMES ON HERE WHEN I AM NOT HOME AND LEAVES MESSAges on my behalf. bloody women you cant leave em any where

which cock jockey is leaving messages on my behalf using my name. two words "FUCK WIT"

hshes got bleed nipples allright?? there H U G E.

you must be really hard you pratt.without a scence of humour.have you always looked like shakin stevens????

OK YOU SICK CUNTS MY MUM HAS NOT GOT LOVELY TITS THEY KEEP HER FEET WARM... AND PLUS SHE HAPPENED TO BE SAT RIGHT NEXT ME AS I READ THAT POST AND THE ONE QUESTION IS WHICH ONE OF YOU DOUGHNUTS DONE THAT POST USING MY NAME AS THE ONLY NAME THAT COMES TO MIND IS THE BIT OF A TWAT LC MY MUM ALSO SAID THAT SHE WANTS PIC OF YOU SO SHE CAN DECIDE WHEATER SHE REMEMBERS YOU

YEAH YEAH OK YOU DIRTY BASTARDS

i dont no y ur SO popular u must have a half decent personality,cos u look crap, ur breath stinks, and i shagged ur mum last nite.nice huge tits she got and shes up for everything????

i havent got any pics

i always said that but believe me it is not true it all depends on the man what the woman does see lc if u got bad breath they dont kiss you or if you got a small cock they prefer to sit on your face well i always have a polo mint and because i am her first shag she has nothing to compare me to lol

england vs scotland rooney runs into englands changing room to get ready for the game and on arrival finds all his team mates looking really pissed off so he tells them to piss off down the pub and he will play scotland on his own so they agree and bugger off down the pub 20 minutes later they turn the tele on and to their surprise the score is 1-0 to england so they all jump for joy in disbelief that one man can score against a full team so they carry on drinking at the full time they turn the tele back on and are gobsmacked to see rooney beat scotland. the score reads england 1(rooney 10th minute) scotland 0 so they go back to the football club to fin rooney with his hands in his head crying like a baby he said ive let you down boys so beckam replies no you havent you won and rooney replies i know but i got sent off in the 12th minute

which one is you mrs tart.... lol only joking

and beleve me she did not dump me i just couldnt stand having a woman who kept telliung me my laziness made her feel like my mother just because i wouldnt do my own washing etc lol plus i got bored lookingt at the same stretch marks lol

nope she was defineteley a virgin there was plenty of blood when i popped the cherry lol. did i mention she has 42dd titties

to the mods why has my amount of posts reduced from over a thousand to 400 odds thats not on

haha i left the other half two weeks ago and now i am with someone my own age she is 18 and was a virgin when i met her lol she is a good girl she dosent swear and she earns her own money lol just how a woman should be

basically the same lump as an xt 250 then

mmmmm i want one what does it go like pete

yum are showing your age now pete

things are bad on that front mate soon as i get my ownn place im gone.

why take skis why dont you hire a snow bikey thingy or have you already got one.

snow is bloody shite call me a humbug if you like but i hate it. what makes me laugh up north when it snows it really does snow not just a dusting like we get in the south but up north even in the worst snow people still go to work but doen here in the south west the slightest bit of snow and everyone hides in their houses and stays off work

no i havent got a bike yet just cant be arsed just yet ive have been seriously thinking about going up jerrys and seeing if i can by my original dt back you know the nice black with the chrome decals as far as i know its still in his garage with the melted piston. i did get offered a 93 model kwak zzr 600 for £600 but it is to small for me i need something tall and although the dt is only a 125 but i was comfortable on it i bloody hate being tall