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  1. mozzy posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    i blame pete for the death of this website for making everyone move to dsuk jesus you lot have you all left us on are larry lonesomes
  2. mozzy replied to mountain goat's post in a topic in The Bar
    you would know
  3. mozzy posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are pure evil. Don't mess with them!
  4. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    i seen two of them both 55 plates racing down the a4 from bath last week very nice bike indeed. pete i am not desting to be with her she is like a spot on my ass she stings is not very pleasent and just keeps expanding. god i long for a good looking bird
  5. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    pete strange thing this but my girlfriends surname is moseley
  6. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    whitchurch mate whats a r46 i aint seen one of them yet
  7. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
  8. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    i dont do chav i hate the fuckers. you cunt
  9. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    silly me bazz i never noticed
  10. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    i was about to say you must be from bristol lol that happens alot round here. where abouts in bristol you from
  11. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    obviously did not get there drift its a complete wind up you need to click all the links and stuff
  12. mozzy posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    thought this is quite useful. considering the pending fuel blockade read right into it and start to order http://www.petroldirect.com
  13. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    bollox alexandra . how are you doing these days alex what are you driving at the moment mate
  14. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you
  15. mozzy replied to Alex's post in a topic in The Bar
    dont be sick shes danis eldest is 9
  16. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink
  17. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    fuck he is still about i thought he died of aids
  18. mozzy replied to Alex's post in a topic in The Bar
    pregnant again. she just come back from gibralter with lots of ciggys for me so i dont care
  19. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    actually im more over 16 but below 20 im a changed man now
  20. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    i drink kronenbourg 1664 its more fun
  21. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
    what did i tell you about watching the over 50s porn
  22. mozzy replied to Pete's post in a topic in The Bar
  23. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    anyway im pissed off cause my master cylinder is leaking fluid on my orion fooking bastard i am supposed to be going to newport to get my passport soon
  24. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    a man after my own heart
  25. mozzy replied to mozzy's post in a topic in The Bar
    takes one to know one