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up.yours

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  1. all bets are on , old drewpy v super skinny up.yours? 2012.
  2. hi, beanz, hope you fix up as good as new, i wrote a post about a girl near me who fractured her spine the other month, you realy do need to listen to the docs when the advise you to take it easy, but hay, well done on your first steps to recovery, and beanz make you fart by the way.
  3. dt125 , help me make my bike go faster, pleeaaaassseee...
  4. up.yours

    Pikey trikey!!

    thats bellow the belt,and off the point, they don't even have a motorcycle engine, and the majority (not all) keep the cheap lightweight crap CAR seat.
  5. why does my 82 plate rd350lc only do 110mph?
  6. he new what he was doing, it didn't quite work for him though..
  7. up.yours

    Pikey trikey!!

    it's a car. you drive them , they are three wheeled cars, not three wheeled bikes.
  8. i don't know how far back your going with that one , but i do remember being told at the tills that i shouldn't realy be smoking when im filling up with fuel. health and safety then. ha their wasn't any....
  9. a belated well done ( jockstrap) dave . did you pass on the first attempt.
  10. up.yours

    Pikey trikey!!

    i realy realy don't like reliant trikes, it's just sad and tacky, don't get me wrong , i like reliant robins rialto's and regals, i had a robin once upon a time. but it's a crime to change the front wheel on one of these contraptions and call it a trike.( it isn't) now , if anyone on here is offended because you have one of these shit heeps, good , it was intended, so please , pull it apart or burn it, because we just laugh behind your back and think what a twat.
  11. oh it's all gone quite at the back, oh it's all ???????
  12. so,, . what you are saying, is all your 125's will piss all over my rd350lc , that will only reach 110mph, your all bonkers...
  13. i don't want to rub it in ,,,but ... the weathers nice here,,,
  14. after waiting fifteen minutes for someone to move their car at the TESCO station on bury road bolton , (hope this doesn't look like im singling anyone out ) so that i could splash twenty quid in the yam, i went to pay for said fuel , as i stood in the door way, i picked up a bolton news . thumbing through the headlines a burgalry cought my eye , and the lad involved was someone i new, not a mate , anyway i read through the free ads then put the paper down in the freezer cos i had to pay for my fuel, their was still six people stood behind me in the que , five tills available, and one person serving, and they call this tesco express, taking the fuckin piss is what i call it.
  15. i don't know how it's spelt , but it sounds like holburn. god only knows why, as they go to the same hotel year after year, they come back and tell the same old tale , about the same old coach rides, i know it off by hart, they always ask for the same room , i bet they have their own fuckin dressing gowns and slippers, behind reception. iff i see one more video from that balconey ill smash his bloody camcorder, erm ,,,sorry i ,, er ,, got carried away ,,a bit....
  16. is it pissing down and snowing in scotland , as my perants are on there way over for a break , and i heard its absolutly shit weather your having.
  17. good idea, mine was a real pain in the arse from what i remember. every other month it needed reseting, but when there running they are nice bikes.
  18. my mate , cyril, has just got back from turkey,(i love turkey,,the place not the bird), his daughter and ,,, well lets say he,s a lucky lad having a stunner like emma, hired a quad bike, they were asked to sighn some paper work for insurance purposes and then given the keys, after 150yrd down the road on decending off a small hump bridge, emma felt a sharp pain and asked ashley to pull over. ........ at the hospital she was told to stay in traction for 16 week as she has fractured her spine. cyril has been in touch with said quad company , who have told him he sighned a whaver that clears them of any responsability , and that she had no insurance with there company, and you must sorte insurance out seperatly. he asked the holliday company and there insurance don't cover for motor or sporting injury, as it,s self inflicted(WTF), so beware when your abroad, oh emma's up and about abit now, and can,t wait to get back on her R1.
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