up.yours

iff it gets you when your off balance gym jim or jimmy aint gonna stop it.

i had two affairs with jawa's:unsure: welcome to the madhouse.

this didn't happen to me but i got involved, nine of us road up to the devils bridge on the A and B roads,then decided to go to rivington barn to finish off the day .on arrival at the barn,phil was in front of me on his new1300 bandit ,as we approuched the entrance to the car park we had to wait for some bikes leaving.thats when it happend,phil put his left foot down to steady his bike ,but there was a ditch along side of him,as his shoulder hit the ground i laughed so much it made me squirt,the others all rode into the car park oblivious of what had happend, so i had to lift the bandit off his trapped leg while eight onlookers watched.the embarassing part for me was my dad bringing my brother up to take my bike home cos i pulled my back lifting his bandit.fuck me they are heavy bastards them bandits.

yes they should match,but iff you have a replacement engine in there or like mine a stolen one(joking:rolleyes: )then it wont match.

i have looked in the past for something like this,as im a ride it and throw it in the shed type,because SHE wants some attention when i get back from a jolly,what i would like to know from you aside from price,is what would a vallet include i mean my bikes a turd and they say you can't polish a turd,so what sort of service would i get.ie would you be rubing flakey paint of and re touching or just jetting and drying.

ouch that seat looks uncumfy with that black hump in it.

nowt wrong with alpinestars, infact theres nowt wrong with alpine owt....

great to see the young ones enjoying themselves,my four year old son had one, be carefull they can reach up to forty mph .my son is now 23 and has a big chopper?

nintendo have brought out a game where a 14 yr old runs around the streets of scotland smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses, it's called Wii bastard.

remove HT lead,,,dangle it in fuel tank,,,hope it gets stole.this isnt exactly going to provent your bike being stole.but it will only get nicked once.

it also bumps your insurance up abit aswell,,,,for one you dont know how fast your going + cost of replacement parts.....

nobody has ever,,or will ever try to steal my bike,,,,,,you must just be unlucky,or your parking it in the wrong places.

oh ,,go on ,,make me feel worse why dont you?

and a late welcome to the madhouse from me.

now i feel guilty,,maybe someone could offer to take you pillion,,,i cant as im taking tent sleeping bag sleep mat beer ,,

supple aint my strong point.

im sorry ogb ,but i do preffer the original stripey look,

well karlos ,lets put it this way ,,,my bike does 109 mph with me on it.drewpys does 90mph vez should do about 65-70mph,no offence ,but you would realey slow us down and we want to arrive at the cafe early so we can set are tents for the day and start a heavy drinking session:unsure: .

WTF:lol:

it also says he has a dt,, just ,maybe, ,something to do with that, eh.

you could also have a dt 125 and tell me how fast it goes,,

wow them roads are made of the same stuff as wet dreams,,,,,who said roll on squires cafe:unsure: ,,you only get pot holes in this country:(

also use it in the snow,,, it gives better control,,,,you dont want to lose the front end in a slide.