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iff i put music like that on ,around here , my car would get bricked....

your just old,, i run 4000 watts from three amp's in my cage,,it clears your ears..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPQbH07tpQ whats not to like..

where's the photo's...

he said side, you plonker :lol:

it's a spaz car they should be blue i think..

katie price was playing with little harvey when he said mummy i want to be a school teacher just like pillingas,when i grow up katie laughed and replied don't be silly harvey you can't control the two pupils you've got..

i wish..

they are all at it now. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/heavy-duty-weight-bench-and-weights-punch-bag-/280651042970?pt=UK_Strength_Training&hash=item41581b109a

i got my first hybrid,honda cross suzuki, when i was 13, since then i went legal,rode a mtx125 passed test ,got rd250 ,went insane on it,calmed down with a jawa,then added a chariot to it. invested in a first wife n kids. invested in a gobblin robblin,sold the chariot ,stayed safe with an xs500. while all this is happeing ,all manner of lunatics are constanty trying to either kill me or just harm me. but it never happend..... until,,,,? oh yes ,,i got myself another jawa 350, no side car ,just the bike, by now we had a car,the x used that ,i liked the freedom ,living on the edge,pushing my luck. but oh no,,it wasn't my riding or my stupidity, it was the good guy's who got me,oh yes the good guy's.. on my way to work early one morning,in daylight on a dry road with my large round dipped beam light on,going through little lever. it happend, i saw the plod , he was stopped in a side street,so i checked my speed 35mph and grinned to myself , then i saw smoke coming from his van wheels and thought to myself,,,,what a twat. my thoughts came too true as his van lurched in front of me, my front tyre hit the drivers door,and unhinged me from my nice comefy seat, he got out the van through the passenger door came round to me and asked how fast was you going,,,what a twat.. i managed to pick myself up, after twice swinging my hemet at him ,and missing ,,he said i think i can get us out of this, i said what do you mean ,,,us,,,what a twat,, anyway my injuries,,,torn tendon left foot ,,,bike trashed,,, claim against the police,full price of bike, injuries, clothing ,and 65p for the sandwiches i squashed.. overall i did quit well. anyhow all that was over twenty odd years ago,iv'e been a lucky lad since,,ride em like you slole em,, is my motto,ride safe now.......

my wife was bent double in the super market, at the bread isle.. she said out loud ,,,,i like it from the back ... the old guy next to me grinned .. she was refering to the bread,,,,,,

oh,,,my god,,,,i just you tubed the trailer of brokeback mountain ..

haaa bloody haa,,don't even think of pinning it on yambyss . i hope the fleas of a thousand cammels infests your arsehole.

oh yea, i like the sound of shooting burglars, bang bang,,,,,thud...

can't you just borrow a van, or maybe abuse the AA ,just tell them the chains been stolen and you need to get it to manchester.

raceleathers ,, in darwen

never judge a book by it's cover, because inside im ace..

i asked earlier who the feck you were, now that im in the picture,, to the madhouse,,,and my forum... oh ,why im on the subject of foreplay forum ,why is the welcome emoticon so far down the bluddy page,we use it all the time put it at the top .

i only shoot air guns thats the only thing im safe with, but our club fell down this weekend, I didn.t do it, honest,,,it was him we were doing some housekeeping and it just fell down.. anyway i have to shoot on the farm now.... the farmer said watch out for his sheep ,,,i said what do they look like,,you should have seen his face, .

R U alright in the fuckin head...

who the feckin ell's he,

well ? like the prick i am ,, i forgot .. but,,,,,, the chrome was none existant the mettal was full of flakey loose rust ,and after emery ragging it down ,it was left badly pitted. so more rubbing and a few coats got it too this ,,,not great but not to bad condition. next on the table is the foot plate.....

i rubbed the rear rack down then rust proofed it ,it's a bit ruff ,but im still chuffed with it, what do you lot think..

sorry for the late reply, virgin shut me down for three days, but yes they are fun to ride iff you ride them right, it's all about getting it in the power band ,,,, ,,,,then keeping it there,,,

my pump is worn beyond repair, (apparently) but for at least the last ten years me and the gay guy i got it off have pre-mixed. it's more reliable, as you know it's in there, cos you put it there. in my case i use a small 350ml pop bottle full of silkolyn comp2 pre mix. per tank of fuel. dump the pump ,,thats my motto..

hi im kev.