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Joshua2

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  1. Joshua2 replied to up.yours's post in a topic in General
    Of corse it is. Bring it round to my place and I will fit it at a special rate too you. (This mans an idiot searching for a good village. ) ATB J
  2. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    Theres already too many other serious things in life. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone. O.K. so we have discussed the pros and cons of cluthless changes. Now. Who relies more on their back brake when riding on wet roads? ATB J
  3. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    Yes - good to get back on the subject of clutchless changes. UP.YOURS is SO ugly dogs close their eyes when they hump his leg ! ATB J
  4. Joshua2 replied to oldskoollracer's post in a topic in General
    Do you get Asteroids from sitting in Vauxhalls? What is the speed of dark?
  5. Joshua2 replied to hate_camel's post in a topic in The Bar
    Ive heard it called some things but never that. You'll go blind you know and become a Volvo driver ATB J
  6. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    If I throw a stick will you go away ? ATB J
  7. Joshua2 replied to hate_camel's post in a topic in The Bar
    'Home from work at 3am!' What do you do? (If you dont mind me asking ) ATB Ian
  8. Joshua2 replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in The Bar
    I didn't know pandas ate broth !
  9. Joshua2 replied to hate_camel's post in a topic in The Bar
    And there sure is enough of you ! ATB J
  10. Joshua2 replied to hate_camel's post in a topic in The Bar
    Yes, he does have a wife and very nice she is too. (You never know whoes reading this ). Please dont take the 'p' out of UP YOURS as that is my aim and ambition in life. Your pathetic little comment has been noted. ATB J
  11. Joshua2 replied to devildfor's post in a topic in General
    Quote: 'Tank slapping session' I would get the tyre pressures, steering head and swinging arm bearings checked out just to be on the safe side. ATB J
  12. Joshua2 replied to hate_camel's post in a topic in The Bar
    I bet your just pretending to be a tit - but your doing it REALLY well. ATB Ian
  13. Joshua2 replied to wild foamy's post in a topic in General
    Thats one of the few things we agree on. You would have to study for a blood test ! I passed my test in 1973 in the days when the examiner stood on the pavement and you rode round the block. For most of the test you were out of sight of the examiner. Basically as long as you didn't kill anyone or fall off you passed. Ive known people get lost and still pass. Good luck with the test. ATB J
  14. With an arse THAT big thats a major pain. Dont forget Ive been behind you and I thought you had saddle bags fitted. ATB J
  15. Joshua2 replied to up.yours's post in a topic in The Bar
    It was THAT good Im seriously thinking of having another birthday next year.
  16. Joshua2 replied to FZ750's post in a topic in Classics
    Very nice ! ATB J
  17. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    Tell me when its in pencil dik! ;)
  18. Joshua2 replied to up.yours's post in a topic in The Bar
    Never mind. Youve got 364 days to remember the next one. Your just jealous that you didn't get a chance to exchange spit with Christine. Admit it ! ATB J
  19. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    He could put a full packet in his mouth and still whistle Dixie ! ATB J
  20. Joshua2 replied to jamax's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    Then try to forget THIS one ! ATB J
  21. Joshua2 replied to tigger's post in a topic in Yamabyss
    I find on my ZL that once the carbs go out of synch I get vibes through the right hand grip. Could be worth having the carb balance checked or is it fool injection? Just a thought. ATB Ian
  22. Joshua2 replied to Super_Shabz's post in a topic in General
    CAUTION: I was once given some turtle shell slippers and it took me two days to answer the front door. Rucksack arrived from M & P. Well pleased. Thanks for the tip. ATB J
  23. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    And its the only time your TWO WHEELED FYFE revs over 5 thou!
  24. Joshua2 replied to Joshua2's post in a topic in General
    Riding with your balls out ! Have you split them new trousers? I told you they were too tight. You couldn't find your way through the gears unless you had a map. I did state on my original post only going UP the gearbox. I have managed to get home doing both, once, when the bikes clutch cable snapped. ATB J