Joshua2

I passed my bike test on a Triumph Tiger Cub in the mid 70s and went on to own and run a 1969 T120 Bonnie for years. Since then I've had a variety of Triumphs including a Daytona T100. I presently own a 2009 Bonnie SE. I dont believe in this Meriden v Hinckley crap. ATB J

That explains your six fingered biking gloves. ATB J

She would. She likes you. What colour are you going to paint them? ATB J

Did you get your family discount? ATB J

Just goes to prove the old adage - the owners get to look like their dogs. Are they sat on their faces? ATB J

And a very happy, healthy and prosperous new year to you too vicar. Just out of curiosity, what did you do with the £50 ? ATB J

Actually my dog died years ago when it got concussion from chasing parked cars. ATB J

Then I wont tell you about my mother-in-law falling down the stairs and breaking six legs on Christmas Day incase you wet yourself! ATB J

Yes I did thanks. My dog died on Christmas Eve when he chewed through an electrical cable. It was the only thing holding him onto the roof rack. ATB J

Was it yellow? Was he pushing it? ATB J

'Piss ead'? NO. Dyslexic half wit ? YES. ATB J

I got halfway through my Christmas log on Saturday when I thought... I can't wait to finish this so I can wipe my arse and go and enjoy some sherry trifle! ATB J

Nah! You'd see his big fat arse sticking out. ATB J

Do you still have to make them aeroplane noises to get it into your girlfriends mouth? ATB J

Thats strange because I heard that they had bought her a plane. She still has to use a razor on the other leg. ATB J

I keep meaning to pop round and see the old girl next door, if only to congratulate her on the remarkably realistic snow sculpture of a person lying down by her coal shed. ATB J

Totally agree - for once - Santa is a queer puff and my proof is: Merry Christmas. J2

At this time of year and with this adverse weather now is the time to think of your elderly neighbours. I usually put 6 bottles of milk and a couple of newspapers on the old biddies door step who lives directly opposite - then I ring the Social Services. I love the look on her face when the police break down the deaf old cows front door. Merry Christmas. J2

Big gob! J2

A Jehovah's Witness gave me an Advent Calendar the other week. The first door I opened there were two of the buggers standing behind it. ATB J2

Bolton cant afford snow. J2

.... but the front sprocket was in his pocket. What a prat pushing like that. :D ATB J

Perhaps UP YOURS would care to comment as he seems to have mastered the art. Note the style, the poise, the insane grin, the Pound Saver glasses perched on the head, the newly acquired ability to put one foot in front of the other. Luckily, several motorcyclists did stop to offer help - hence the photo. ATB J

Wheel out - angle grinder gets my vote. Good luck with whatever you choose. ATB J

Ive had it ever since you gave it me whispering "Look after this!" Owt for you pal. Anyway, it makes my wallet feel fat and no one will knick it. Instead of a coastal ride - how about your idea Kev of a sponsored lick around Christine ? ATB J