Joshua2

That IS Kev riding pillion. I will ask Kev if hes going and no, hes not being pillion on my bike!

Anything that hides your ugly mush can only benefit society! (You had to be 18 year old before you could look in Kevs pram!)

Classis from someone who lives in Twatsville.

'Pull it apart' ? It would never run again.

Well done but you will always be my big, stupid, ugly, mate. ATB J2

This is more like it.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake.

'Two bloody hours' . . . . . . then her indoors switched the power on to the jet washer. ATB J2

I'm sick of all these jokes about people from Bolton, they're the most nicest people in the world. Sorry, typo, I meant the 'most incest people in the world'. ATB J2

Why does UP.YOURS have a lunch box with a see through lid? So he can tell if he's going to work or going home. ATB J2

Big Kev went to the peados A.G.M. and after the meal they passed around the under 8's. ATB J2

Big Kev (UP.YOURS) says he only has one regret about being a paedophile: He'll never know what a tit wank feels like. ATB J2

Well you kept that one quiet. 49. Is that your I.Q. or your height in inches? I shall tell Christine and you will get the usual tongue tennis sloppy kiss. ATB J2

As suggested by MERVIN take loads and loads of photos, drawings and notes as it may be weeks before your putting it back together. Wire or cable tie parts together. I use lots of those little plastic zip bags that you can write on and and put sub-assemblies into various boxes. Plastic boxes are pretty cheap and better than cardboard which soon rots. Good luck. ATB J2

When's bedtime at Big Kevs house? When the big hand touches the little hand. ATB J2

Big Kevs (UP.YOURS) girlfriend has made him a lovely Valentines day card. Aaaahhhhhhhh. It was the best in her class. ATB J2

No, I dont mean taking it out for a few pints and a meal. Ive been riding various bikes for a few months and only recently found out that tyres are dated. On the side wall should be four digit number (three digit on pre year 2000 tyres). This number denotes the week and year it was made. For example '0510' would mean that that particular tyre was made in week 5 of 2010. RoSPA say stored tyres shouldn't be used if they are over 6 years old from date they were made. This info may be of use the next time your buying tyres. If you do have a choice pick the younger tyre. HTH Joshua 2

There was never really a potato famine in Ireland. They just forgot where they planted them. ATB J2

Hi, Im 'Joshua2' I know big Kev. I ride badly. I like licking the early morning dew off the tops of milk bottles. I hate strangers shouting at me - "HEY! Get out of my garden!" Oh, welcome aboard.

My God! Insurance tips from UP.YOURS ! About the only thing he got right with his RD350 insurance cover was the colour of the bike! Have you seen that clown in Tesco that hides from ugly people yet Kev? ATB J2

Rolf Harris is to release an 'Oz Aid' single on Friday for the victims of the Australian floods. It will be called - 'WHYS ME KANGAROO DROWNED SPORT?' :D ATB J2

Call it sixth sense but I feel you are rather upset. Have a look at your parts book, lets hope you haven't coloured in the relevant page, and see if the offending bolt is a stud. If it is - its easy to replace. ATB J

It will HAVE to rev its nuts off with Kev on to get up the slightest incline. It will be like a two wheeled Hemaroid. ATB J

Big Kev joins in by opening it up to see what his bike will do!

I would be furious if they had dented my bottom! :angry: More worrying to me is if there is any stripped or damaged threads in the cylinder head. I'd stay well clear of that garage. ATB J