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  1. Alex replied to YamaHead's topic in The Bar
    Nice to see abe at front, shame not haga though
  2. He will need to find a good alloy welder though, but can be done
  3. Alex posted a topic in The Bar
    Mr. Cadbury Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
  4. Alex replied to Alex's topic in The Bar
    Yeah a nice little R6 will get me over it
  5. Alex replied to Smitty's topic in General
    I had the same with my YZF, they soon got used to it after a few months though
  6. Alex replied to a post in a topic in The Bar
    glad youve got some extra mphs there
  7. Alex replied to Alex's topic in The Bar
    Oh well shit happens, if i dont get in the marines now im going to be pissed, as that was the reason we split. But the bikes going make me go insane when that goes!! Going to have to wait until maybe after my training if i get in
  8. Alex replied to Alex's topic in The Bar
    Yeah going to have to tomorrow, for the entire week end. As to make matters worse i have to sell it to buy a car
  9. Alex replied to Stubman's topic in Yamaha Workshop
    Probably easier just to get one made at a local steel works.
  10. Alex posted a topic in The Bar
    Hmm well im now free and single... not too sure if i want to be or not. Split up with my girlfriend about an hour ago ive been with for about 6 years, weird old feeling. Well going out tonight as it my friends birthday, and i cant even afford to pull if i get the oportunity. Talk about dilemma!!! Knew i should have just stayed in thailand!
  11. Alex replied to Smitty's topic in General
    Yeah i might try that one tonight after a few beers
  12. Alex replied to Smitty's topic in General
    Get a bike worth any hassle family could through at you
  13. Alex replied to Alex's topic in General
    2!!!! WTF!!!!
  14. Alex replied to supeRDerek's topic in The Bar
    Will it survive the postage?
  15. Thinking of Brighton it will be my first night out there for nearly a year!!!
  16. Alex replied to Alan's topic in The Bar
  17. Alex replied to mozzy's topic in The Bar
    Mine was rr'd at 170bhp at the wheels so was too quick for the car really, it used to jump all over the road. Great fun though, will have to dig a pic out
  18. Alex replied to mozzy's topic in The Bar
    Youve just made me think of my old RS, i miss it so much... nearly as fast as my bike
  19. Every other shop in thailand was a motorcycle seat recoverer! You could even get nike ones
  20. Alex replied to Alex's topic in General
    Ahh.... thankyou, knew i shouldnt use the disk cleanup
  21. Alex posted a topic in The Bar
    Well happy birthday matey!
  22. Alex posted a topic in General
    Anyone know why the hell half my filenames are blue on my computer? As opposed to black like the rest of them???
  23. You should have it done by now
  24. Alex replied to Alan's topic in General
  25. Alex replied to Smitty's topic in General
    Youve lost me there Tom