Alex

That says it all! :shock:

It looks like shes shagged a smurf!

I would do anything for a proper roast, however im not at home, and this will be a strange christmas being a way from home! Dont think they even sell turkeys over here, and yorkshires are a no no!

There are three types of people Dicks, Pussys and arse holes! I think that was the only funny part in that Team America!!!

Know how you feel mozzy, i am banned from driving in victoria for a month for speeding. Not that it matters coz im in NSW, i was pulled over twice in an hour, have an amusing photo i will have to post up now (wishing i had brought my camera) 1st was doing 134kph, in a 110, 4 points $240 fine 2nd was doing 100kp, in an 80, 3 points and fine But the stupid thing is the road the first time was one of them infinitly long ones you see on tv, and NO other cars apart from mine and the police pulled over on the other side. The second time i had the cruise control set at a 100 as it was a 100 road, but the speed limit was reduced for about 200m where it passed a road house, which was SHUT!!! and no other traffic and was done again. If i am caught again in victoria i will face upto 3 months!!!! Luckily for me im no longer in Victoria. 22,000km and i only saw 3 police cars, and was caught by 2 of them. (well there are hundreds now im in civilisation!)

Well my mum has brought me a present even though im on the other side of the planet, and is currently in the post. I have no idea what it is, and what the feck im supposed to do with it when i have to travel with a backpack :shock: Hopefully its not a karaoke machine which i got for my 15th birthday, i nearly cried i couldnt believe why the feck they had chose me that. My dad never stopped apologising and saying that he said to my mum that i would HATE it! Anyway fingers crossed :roll:

The only tv i can look forward to is the choice between 4 news channels as that is the only reception we have in our apartment here in sydney :roll: Well im looking forward to seeing the Incredibles, which is out here until boxing day

Think he should stay on a bike after last time :shock:

Shame i wasnt here to do it :evil:

Fingers crossed JM 8)

Cant wait to get back to the uk to take my virgin bike round the track :oops:

Hmm another worth while reply :roll:

Two words spring to mind... Grow Up! :evil:

Dont you mean the Ladyboyz? :roll:

Oouch what happens next mate :shock:

Welcome back matey 8)

Just imagining bottoming out with your skin trapped in the coil :shock:

COR That was one hell of a read, still keeping my YZF and gonna get a R6 when im back home :twisted:

WTF :roll:

Wernt they taught by the english :? My dads works in Brynmawr just near Mythr Tydfil and yes its such a nice place and the girls are lovely

My mate has begged me for months to ride my bike, BUT NO WAY! he cant ride for $hit! :shock:

Yeah as scott said has been around a while, but does look the dogs 8)

Yeah that sounds right mate, it does get a bit annoying but you could always change the sproket :roll:

Im really sad i actually brought a sheet of plastic stuff and printed on the back in reverse (curtesy of photoshop) and cut it out with a knife :oops:

ANOTHER ! :shock: :wink: