Alex

Well i took my Falcon down to get a roadworth here yesterday so i can sell it and move on to singpore. Here in queensland you have to have a RWC to sell a car, which is basically like a mot. The fockers failed it on the wiperblades which are almost brandnew, they had grit on them and left a few lines across the screen! The rear squirter, because i hadnt used it for a while so it didnt squirt the instance they pressed it, took about 5 seconds to get water up to the back then it worked but the mechanic obviously couldnt be bothered to wait that long. The gear stick (Auto) wobbled side to side about 5mm! So ive now just finished changing all the bushes. Oh yeah the tailgate once opened, you could press it down to easily, so ive had to change both rear struts! There is a small split about 6mm across on the middle section of the exhaust where its been hit. It doesnt idle smoothly as it should do!!! Its fecking nealy 15 years old. Oh yeah only when the air con is on and draining more power. So have just upped the rpm and is fine. The front disks are .002 under the recommended limit, surely there fecking shitty micrometer isnt that accurate! And it also failed as there is oil on the engine underneath, where the headgasket went a few months ago, but they are saying the headgasket must be leaking... thick feckers And on top of all this, they never changed the fan belt like i said. AND it took them 2 hours to change the oil, and to fit a new ignition module to the side of the distributor.!!! I SO ALMOST ended up murdering someone! Like how the FOCK can any of that make a car unroadworthy ive got no idea!!! And to make matters worse, i can legally drive that car how it is forever! As you only need a RWC to sell a car, once youve got one you can run the car into the ground, and its still roadworthy Rant over

We should become a republic and get rid off the fockers! What the hell do they actually do anyway... apart from the right to take ourland and overthrow parliment?

I never got to see your pic I originally posted 4-5 excellent ones of a blondie wobbling them about on the old forum, but they would have been pruned off now and cant remeber the web address But as for the gixxer

I need to get a job then!

Of course im batman! Cant you tell by the black lycra! and no im not mistaking the neoprene wetsuit! I was wearing a shorty wetsuit which only actually goes to my knees and elbows, the rest really is lycra... (Its stinger season ) Come on you must have seen a pic of me before that! Anyway heres another then where i look NORMAL

22, this computer is really slow

Or just sit there in 1st with the clutch in, wind the throttle right back and hold it, then just let go of the clutch

Well its valentines day soon so maybe you could ask for one

Oh i would love that engine in my bike, then again to be honest i cant mak the most of my bike and its only a stage 2. I would shit my self with that in it!

Yeah take the plug out and check for fuel, if it has fuel it could be flooded. So let dry out and try again. If still not working post again

Preventative maintance sure is cheaper though

Yeah it was just my girlfriend that time, but she knows im a perv

Yep thats why im on the complete opposite of the focking place!

Have you got R6 thongs

Well i always wondered what you look like gaz! Anyway heres a lovely pic of me a few days ago, on a 3night scuba trip off the reef around the whitsunday islands in australia. The pictures a bit shite as the camera was in its waterproof housing and the lens was wet, but im sure you will get the jist.

Yeah my bike doesnt get wet either

hehehe could be a prob! I would phone for you but im in oz

Yippee.... nice little arse

I just love looking at this stuff in the internet cafes havent been thrown out one yet

Prove it!

Come on i was wearing flouresnt socks and a shell suit then, i was probably out roller booting or something equally crap!

Hmmm Cajun Chicken

When i find an internet cafe which doesnt have the usb ports disabled i will show you a lovely pic of me, actually there must be one on here somewhere

Try and get a WR if you can

Well i with Scott, my first ever bike was a '83 Honda Z50R with all 3 gears