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  1. Alex

    Free and Single

    Think hes getting jealous!
  2. If they were the same photos in brighton, you would have had a few hundred blokes running after you pete if you were in your leathers
  3. Looks like a beast, shame it didnt have two rear wheels though, could have done some mean wheelies
  4. Alex

    hey mozzy

    What me? ah mozzy, used to be compared to a homo being from brighton and all
  5. Alex

    Free and Single

    I love the saying mate! Your sisters jsut moved to Lancing, fek me i used to live there. Have you got any pics?
  6. Alex

    Free and Single

    Any holes a goal
  7. Fit some uprated springs whilst its out
  8. Hey cheers for that. BUT have spoken to EBC complaining saying that they are only just over a year old and they said to send them back. And they will look at straightening or replacing so fingers crossed otherwise will give him a line
  9. Alex

    Drive FAST

    Fantastic, be even better on a bike at 150mph!
  10. Thinking of disks, my bike jsut failed the mot on my front disks as they are slightly warped!!! Another bargain to buy forgot how much they cost
  11. Alex

    1994 YAMAHA FZR400

    Think you should get a nice blue YZF750
  12. Alex

    rossi in F1?!

    Yeah he should defo stick to bikes
  13. Alex

    Free and Single

    Well i do know some dirty tarts! More than likely be sick when i woke up though
  14. Alex

    rossi in F1?!

    I cant see an F1 team giving him a contract, not with his rally experiences
  15. Alex

    toy

    There is a really nice tricked up on near me, all in carbon looks really good
  16. GOt 5, but up and coming love life! what a load of ********
  17. Alex

    Free and Single

    Yeah im not interested in the ironing or cooking I left her that is the problem, not sure whether or not i should have
  18. Nice to see abe at front, shame not haga though
  19. He will need to find a good alloy welder though, but can be done
  20. Alex

    Mr. Cadbury

    Mr. Cadbury Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
  21. Alex

    Free and Single

    Yeah a nice little R6 will get me over it
  22. Alex

    April Fools Bike

    I had the same with my YZF, they soon got used to it after a few months though
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