Mr. Cadbury
Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey.
It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he
was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at
a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the
hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he
thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked
in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her
Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree
wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she
let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He
was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of
Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars
Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he
decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her
Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a
Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a
Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his
wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had
caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with
All Sorts.