Alex

The police actually stamped my friends bike frame for him!

Cant believe i laughed to that!

Thats why im on the tequillas

I was pretty sure that most cars only had single piston

Still waiting to hear about my speeding fine... the court date was last monday i pled guilty by post but still havent got my licence back

Unless you carry a nice t-bone

If you take a caliper to bits, you will see a piston as such which pushes the pad against the disk. This is what is called a pot.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and other partygoers to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, and in large-quantity containers known as 'kegs.' Beer is used by female sexual predators to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for No-strings-attached sex. Most men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts with horrific looking women to whom they would never otherwise be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, but with a vague feeling that something bad has occurred. Other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a follow-up scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that, in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. If you or someone you know have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in many towns where details of shocking encounters may be discussed in an open, frank, supportive manner with similarly affected men. For the support group nearest you, refer to the "Golf Courses" section in your local yellow pages.

Think that shows one example of when you should definatly use your back brake!

I should have said the discs

Im presume he just wants to know if all the numbers are the same on the engine, chasis and log book

Dont think he meant to do this! http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/18312/...te_Wheelie.html

The front brakes look awesome

Yep... 4100 i actually done it three times in my head and got 5000... its the 4090 + 10 which makes you cock up!

That sure looks like a beast... would be a fantastic company to work for... wonder if you would get a go to ride it

Wise words there Andy i realised that when i rebuilt my old bike

Well hope you had a good one mate... working on your birthday whats wrong with you

I got paint mixed up in a can from a local autopaints store and they had all the bike colour codes in the shop.. give them a phone round

Yeah make sure you do some practicing before you helicoil it... pretty easy once youve got the hang of it though... had to do nearly all of my bike when i rebuilt it...

Not too sure how to bypass the ignition to be honest

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position do you finish? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you arrive...? Third Question: Must be done in your head only -- do NOT write it down. Take 1000 and add 40; +1000; +30; +1000; +20; +1000; and +10. What is the new total? Answers on a post card!

I think that bloke is an absolut nutcase!

Ive been missing nearly all motorbike racing since ive been at my new job.. once ive moved out i will be back to be a tele holic

As Pete said find the tight spot first I remember setting mine perfect to wheel it forward and it was pished again! You learn from it and of course always double check your double checking!! Just glad it didnt snap on you

Well i was going to say how long is a ball of string???? Think we will need a BIT more than just the age!