mike1949

Went out with a French bird once whose tits where on her back, a bit weird looking but she was great to dance with.

A circus is usually a giant tent set up in a field to entertain the locals with acts such as clowns, lions, elephants etc. Although nowadays I don't think they use animals. They usually travel from place to place on a weekly basis. If you want to know some very odd wording google cockney rhyming slang, as in "dog and bone" = phone "apple and pears" = stairs "trouble and strife" = wife although they tend to drop some of the words to make it more complicated, "barnet" = hair, it was originally "barnet fair" but they drop the word fair. And if you want to go even further you ought to try and understand "Jackspeak" Which is a totally different language used by the sailors in the Royal Navy that most of the British population haven't even heard of. A couple of examples are "shit on a raft" = kidney's on toast "harbour cotters" = cod in batter "cheesey,ammy,eggy" = cheese and ham on toast with an egg on top Sorry if i've rambled on but it's due to the amber nectar.

I hope you mean live Fd

Hi Bips, This is what real biking is about, as in arriving at work in January on a horrible wet, damp, cold morning. All part of all weather biking I suppose.

Are we still here Warren?

Hi, and welcome Fd, get some chain lube/oil/wax and it will be OK.

Welcome to the forum warren, but I do think that you are in the wrong section. Firstly you are in the right section, as in the Introduce yourself section. although I wouldn't call that an introduction. But then you go straight into the "for sale/help section" and then back into the help section. If you want our help, Help us to help you. Mike

Well done Bips, I think that you now qualify as a proper biker. In that sort of weather when you are struggling to move even a mile at a time because you can't see in front of you, every mile is a mile nearer to home.

If we want to hear the best top five songs ever, just tune into Glastonbury tomorrow night and listen to the. ROLLING STONES. My top five of the Stones are. Its' all over now. I can't get no (satisfaction) Honky, tonk, woman. 19th nervous breakdown. You'd better move on.

And change your Avitar, it's disgusting and we have more ladies on here than pervs like you.

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Ian, that's another reason why we should meet at the Hidden River. I've had electric up to my shed which is approx 30 yards from the house for the last 25 years. How I did it would be easier to explain verbally rather than trying to explain by phone or typing text. What I can tell you is that I installed in the house on an external wall a switched fused connector. From there on it starts to get a little bit complicated and labour extensive. But, was it worth it? Yes it certainly was. In fact I was so eager to complete the job I was getting up at 04:00 before work to get as much done as possible so I could reap the benefits.

I have twenty, the first nineteen cost £8 the twentieth cost £50

A young lady went to her local tattoist and asked him to tatto a buterfly on each of her buttocks. The tattoist said that he wasn't very good at drawing butterflies but i can do bees very good. "OK" she agreed. "I'll have a couple of bees instead then" When she got home she said to her husband "come and have a look at my tattoos" so she bent down and exposed her buttocks. Her husband replied "Who's BOB"

On my honeymoon I had to explain to my wife why I have got "HMS" tattoed on my willy. So I said the first thing that came into my mind which was "When I get into bed with you it spells HAMMERSMITH"

My second top five. Glad all over Spirit in the sky It's all over now House of the rising sun I can't get no (satisfaction) Do Wah Diddy Diddy dum diddy do Lazy sunday afternoon Maggie may This is my song (by Petula Clark not Harry Secombe who killed it) Baby come back I Don't Wanna Dance A Hard days night Substitute Apache Albatros Whiter shade of pale Go now

That's what this forum is all about YYM. See we don't even discriminate against the black country. No doubt I will get a few comments about that remark.

eliminate the obvious by putting a bulb that you know works into the one that doesn't.

That's the obvious thing to do Mall, but in all honesty who is the more scared when you take one of your most precious commodities out for the first time.

Welcome to the forum David from another grumpy old git.

I don't know why, but I always put both hands on the fuel tank. I was going to say something stupid like check my lippy but knowing you lot you would take the piss so I won't.

Totally agree Blackie, rather than vital stats maybe a photo would be better.

Personally Steve, I would send each one separately.

Hi all. Can someone help me please... Of course we can help you, but, help us to help you.As in introduce yourself first then you will get more response/help. Not difficult is it?

Not too bad an intro Wade, could be better though. as in My name is ............... Obviously Wade I come from ....................Country/town if in UK My interest are............................... My wife's vital statistics are...............................(optional)