mike1949

Hopefully shagging the wife.

Full marks for the photos, but may I suggest that you are in the wrong section. First of all go into the "New Members" section and introduce yourself. THEN Go into the appropriate section, i.e. "workshop" THEN Await responses, And hopefully you will not be a one hit wonder.

Hi Bri. Were the same age, although I'm not 63 til next month. (the same day as the/our Queens) A few non bike related questions, What's the official retirement age in Aussie? Do you get a decent state pension? What is a LAMS course? What is an RE licence? "My wife is very concerned about the dangers on the road these days and I must admit I am a little worried also but I figure if I ride defensively I should be OK." I think all wives/mums are different, mine encourages my son (27) and my daughter (20) to travel on the bike with me. Even though my son has fallen asleep on the back of the bike on the motorway, and also fainted whilst on the back fortunately only doing 40mph. BUT, she will not get on the back of the bike herself.

Hmmm I'm still thinking about this, I might be missing something here. I think I might have got it now.

Well, did he keep up? or was he in no hurry to get there.

Funny topic this, But, when me and my lad walk down to our local football club on Saturday, him being about 6' 4" and me being only 5' 8" he keeps slowing down and doing a "lifesaver" over his right shoulder to see if I'm still keeping up with him. He then adjusts his pace. At one time I used to try and keep pace with him but now I walk at my own pace and he keeps stopping. In the end, we still get there before the game starts.

Hi Will, and welcome to the forum. Where are you from? It is advisable to introduce yourself in the "New Members" section first, Believe me, you will get more help that way. But, as I'm in a good mood I will try and help you. My personal feeling is that your problem is, that it is the clutch needle bearing.

Hi Denver and to the forum, My only advice to you is to invest in a Haynes manual. It will tell you everything you need to know regarding maintenance, oil levels, basic DIY jobs etc. It will guide you through an oil change step by step, usually with photo's Where are you from? Regards Mike

Hi Adil, I,m just looking at Pakistan on Google maps, where about are you?

Hi Steve, I'm just looking at Michigan on google maps, where about are you?

Did you hear about the psychic who had a crystal ball? He could see himself coming.

Isn't that one of those jackets with extra long sleeves that you tie them together behind your back?

Have you noticed how many labrador owners go blind?

I dunno Jigger, these fob contact whatever they are, are ok when they work, but when I got my current bike (divvy) my bike all of a sudden didn't recgonise the fob/contact bit on the bike, luckily I was outside my house. If I had been on my travels up to 60 miles away, I would have been stranded in the middle of nowhere. In the snow My wife wondering if I were going to get home with our lad on the back. So. I disconnected the bloody thing, and have had no trouble as of yet to starting the bike.

I watched the real A and E at the weekend and it featured a bloke who had a remote starter for his van. It crushed him against a wall and put him in hospital. I know it's not the same as a bike, but just be careful.

Maybe they wanted one caliper for every day of the year, excluding this year of coarse.

well done dragons-eye. Now wev'e acertained that you can speak English, and, what you require regarding advice maybe somebody can help you.

Welcome to the forum Syd Your'e very welcome here Syd, but don't send us any of your letters. :lol:

How do you copy a word document on as an attachment? I've got some fantastic one liners but can't seem to paste them on the forum.

Doo What!!!! I presume you are dutch. And I do know the Dutch are very good speakers of the English language. So. Give us a clue as to what you are saying. BUT Something tells me someone is taking the piss.

Hard luck Foamy, I do believe that's a fail.

Hi Bertie, welcome to the forum. By any chance are you from Burlington Square?

47/50

Just think that when he's bent down in front of you doing a moonie it will look like that he's got his false teeth out.

It could be worse. When George Best died, it had in a local butchers. "Best liver for sale"