barkwindjammer

Welcome to the forum Boli,wood you say the new exhaust gives it any more poke?, I've got same bike and not impressed with the very quiet stock system

It wasn't as bad as some of Mervins jokes

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes. "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!" A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid. "Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!" The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling. "Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show, ahem... "Hans who does dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

Congratulations to you both These are for Ttaskmistress

Prize for best pig on a rope

Nuttier than a squirrels breakfast

It makes an interesting conversation stopper when in the company of people you've just met "I've got a divvy, oh yes I have !"

http://www.ayrclassicmc.com/classicshow.html

Here its aye big yin ah micht be up fur rat !

Its still grim to think that this once great nation has been reduced to this state, incidentaly I was in a boozer down in Brizzle many years ago it was called 'the Peg', if its still standing it might be the dried blood on the walls thats helping to hold it up

Kev that kind of thing just leaves a bad taste in peoples mouths

Mentioned in 'fried-eggs' post 'the scheme', a cutting edge, toe curling view of sections of this country and the state we're in, 4th major power globaly, shamefull and depressing viewing, dont know if it will be shown south of Hadrians wall-if it is, it will probably have subtitles http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/search/?q=The%20Scheme

And a shop/yam dealer near to me, Jim Allan Motorcycles of Falkirk has been known for decades as 'the last resort' E-bay and DIY comes first in this catchment

Welcome to the forum Quinn, nice intro, dont know anything about your bike m8, Oldgitonabike is your man I think, he'll be along at some point to help, and knows a thing or two, hang in there

Rubber in dog speak translates as 'Woof'

CMC Chesterfield, givin it 'small'

Admonished m'lud ok , well good luck, lots of good peeps on here, I'm sure you'll get sorted out soon, is the rad not repairable?

Nice introduction Ally

You dont live near 'the scheme' do you, TOKNABOOT !

Excellent work Karen, it might be better posted in the workshop section of the forum, anyway, how are you today hot-stuff?

Dont mention it Lee, its normaly a lot more welcoming, buzzy and friendly on here, but 'songs of praise' is on the telly just now, see !

Hi Loopy and welcome to the asylum, nice (****altered by admin) bikes you got there

Sunny Falkirk,

Press left mouse button at the start of the text (code) then while holding left mouse-drag cursor over the text Mike, get one of the grandchildren to show you !

Way hay hay nice 1 m8y, bet thats a relief