barkwindjammer

this wont be your first day will it?,

dunno, Foamy good wi that stuff, wot about 'boto-fucket' jeez ma tourettes is bad 2day

But no moleys?, get your act together, you cant do proper bodges without the right gear think LD's cracked it-good 1

you mean its not on you-tube yet ?

could you drill thru the selector and shaft and put a wee bolt thru ? many years ago I used mole grips as a selector, not asthetic I kno, and was a c@nt if you hit the release lever ! good luck Foamy am sure the good peeps on here will get it sorted

Hey Jimbo you still havent answered the Q: "your at a wedding,,,,,,,,," ?

before I saw a photo of Karen Carpenter I thought she would look like Jessica Rabbit---wot a dissy !

lol, Quality Dave !, wot about lazing on a sunny afternoon-the Kinks

Brings back memories that, couple of years ago I went into a 'massage parlour' in the city, I strolled up to the desk and asked the girl, "how much is it for a w@nk"?, and she said "we dont do discounts love, the prices are the same for everyone " hmphh

better than the other one, it had a face that looked like a road-kill !

This is Angus, he's getting on a bit and is a grumpy old b@sturd, cheap to run though, and a wee bit slow, was thinking of changing the bars ?, maybe 'street-fighter' him a little ?

That reminds me !

lol ok any summer toon then

dont be a bloody idiot man, theres a pic of it !, unless u cant see the pic , sorry, was a bit quick to judge there.

lol, thats not a lass, thats a heffer, anyway, fav summer toon ?

oh dear, God bless !

Now !, everyone likes ABBA, just that some people need the right setting, i.e. next time your at a wedding and that smouldering, taute, 19 yr old asks you up, and you've got 6 pints of best bitter inside you and dancing queen's playin, wotcha gonna say Jimbo ? , anyway wots your fav' summer toon ?

pmsl

its not the hexa-dipole cranomalometer, thats got an additional metal bit next to the hole, and two hooks not just one ! defo a pic needed love

On second thoughts is it Fernando ?

Jeez your a proud lot, ok al start ! Chiquitta ! there its as easy as that

Back-pay

Rayne

All time favourite summer toons? and least but not last what is your mostest favourite ABBA song ? (diversity friendly) My all time fav' is Kingston town by UB40 (summer/winter compatability) next fav' 'Waterfall' by the mighty Stone Roses

Dynamite (the real thang, much more expensive, granted)