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happy birthday big yin you need a haircut m8 !

The mother superior was talking to the rest of the nuns "we have a case of CHLAMIDIA- in the convent" ! an old nun at the back of the room piped up "I hope its better than that fekkin chardonnay we had last week"

Has anyone else been tuned in or even attending the 'V' festival? would just like to say that Katy Perry has a lovely set

Someone posted a thread recently with a pic showing black rubber tubing which had a small bulbous plastic section in it, I would guess a one way valve, and would also imagine this would allow pressure to flow out of the engine casing, transmission or rocker cover-but not allow crap to be sucked back in the direction of said 'expensive shit' a clever 'mod', just wondering if these valves would be available on the open market?

The older XJ's didnt have a cooler so its probably a bit 'gimmicky', and going by the size of the cooler fitted kinda tells you that, I've heard of people plugging the pipes that feed the cooler and doing away with it altogether

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B&Q economy scratchy scratchy 3 pack sand paper

dont mind if I do mike

tastynuts do stainless for disc rotor screws, they supply their own torque settings for these with your order

Lets make a start, I'll chip in with Stainless bolts (these are for low stress areas-engine covers, fairing fasteners etc etc www.stagonset.com www.tasty-nuts.com www.inoxbolt.co.uk

Welcome to the forum yep sounds like battery on way out, or might be something simple, loose terminal, start button wiring, just have a 'faff' and you might find the fault, good luck

And dont forget to cut drag by putting your umbrella down

Nintendo have added two new titles for their games console to help the parents of disobedient Scottish children Wii-shite and Wii bastards available monday !

Make your own 'parmesan' easy peesy ! ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

Good 1 Dan, bandits at 6 o'clock

Slang

Have a blast Foamy ! (no, maybe I should re-phrase that) em,, best of Bwitish old chap mup, mup

Global warming? no snow in the Highlands? Improvise !

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Hippies

Theres no cake left Jimbow

Bike looks the 'Bogs dollocks' m8, welcome aboard

too true m8y

Break the speedo glass and stick a large triangle of flourescent card (you can get this in lots of colours at Lidl or Staples stationers) onto the needle

could be restricted, unless you've had it goin faster previously ?